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It's good to know that I can still startle the pigeons with my motorbike. I don't think they get startled enough, probably.

So I'm kind of glad I got to avoid the whole Superbowl thing (except the halftime show, which was actually pretty amazing). I did hear a lot of screaming from the general area, though.

I do not understand the allure of consuming mass quantities of alcohol and watch grown men throw a strange shaped ball that rarely if ever makes contact with someone's foot. Why do you humans insist on calling this thing football?

After many hours of labor and many complications as of February 3rd Stephen Oscar Barlow was born into this world. He looks so much like his father. While I miss Oscar with every passing day, having our son helps ease that pain. I want to thank the nice woman who helped get me to the hospital, and the amazing doctors. Thank you again everyone.

Can someone explain to me how a Puppy Monkey Baby is going to help sell Mountain Dew? Can we say...Mountain Don't?

I think maybe I am spending too much time trying to figure out this history paper.