BELORE NETWORK

Part of me wishes going back to NYC was an option since Black Friday is a sport at home.

What does it take? What does it take to change the essence of a man?

Why the bloody christ is there tribbles in our room? Specifically, who the hell did this?

In case you crazy kids have all forgotten, TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING. Some of us have organized a massive feast of awesome and even if you have no clue what the holiday is about (spoiler alert: it's basically about the pie) or you don't celebrate cause you're not American, you're still invited to come eat with us.

Don't worry, I'm not actually cooking anything, so the food will actually be edible. Food will be ready around 4, but come by sooner if you want to hang. [insert location here bc Lena is too lazy to come up with something rn]

Oh, well now, this is different.

But I'm not complaining.