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[Dec. 1st, 2008|02:17 pm] |
I think my roomate's breaking up with me.
We never talk anymore.
Where's the love, Gat? |
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[Nov. 13th, 2008|06:26 pm] |
I'm sick of this sitting around shit.
I am far too sober, on a lot of levels.
Anyone wanna do something? My treat. I took the liberty of liquidating some assets that were owed to me, and find myself with money to burn.
[Edit] Markov, I've got a box of crap with writing on it that I can't read. Some of it glows. Interested?
Also, top ten most interesting uses for permanent markers, folks. I'm past the 'mustache and bathroom etching' phase, now. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
So. Vampire experts of the boards, riddle me this.
I've found some things on OCD being attributed to some vampires, but it says it's usually fleeting, and closer to things like counting and ritual.
Anything on collecting? Objects, that is. 'Guy's acting nuts. |
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[Oct. 16th, 2008|09:56 pm] |
I had almost forgotten how shitty everything was, like this.
( 359 ) |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|07:39 pm] |
God's lucky he disappeared when he did cause if I could, I'd be on my way to punching the fucker in the face. Spiteful bastard with his whiny ass baby boy. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|08:25 pm] |
This 'unemployed' crap is really starting to grate. No money for booze and weed food, nothing to do.
Fine.
Anyone looking for a smarter-than-your-average-bear computer programmer, who knows what the word discrete means? You name it, I can probably do it.
( Mom ) |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|09:11 pm] |
At least I didn't try to do anything silly like change my last name.
( Kurt ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:30 am] |
So, an engineer goes to Toronto and walks into a bar.
...I'm guessing this is where the pun comes in, right?
Fucking Canadians. This is so not th-
Well, shit. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
In the words of that immortal bowl of petunias:
Oh no, not again.
Dads, I'll pick the girls up from school tomorrow. I need a distraction. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|08:02 pm] |
Somebody want t'explain t'me, why m'daughter's 'partment standin' empty? Ain't nothing there. Ain't no sign of Junior an' Drew neither. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Thankfully, my teacher will actually believe me, when I show up for my presentation tomorrow.
( Alma ) |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|02:46 pm] |
't aint right.
But I love every minute of't. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Great. Jus' great.
'scuse me whilst I go punch a hole inna wall. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 am] |
So far, so good.
I'm convinced now, I was robbed at birth. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:55 am] |
I'm a man again.
I really missed my penis. That'll teach me to take it for granted again. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|10:18 am] |
Now that that's finally over. . .
Lesbianism rocks. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|04:27 pm] |
Consider me victimized. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:45 pm] |
Okay I'm officially having a really bad day. Firstly I'm a boy! Which I have to say isn't nearly as much fun as I thought it'd be and secondly my flatmate's just disappeared, like poof!
I hope he's okay :/ |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Hey Shawnsie. I'm busting Tess out for a little while, okay? She's going to hang with me.
She sort of got hit by this crazy gender thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:12 am] |
Hang on a second...! Something about this is wrong 'cause I totally remember going to bed last night as a dude and then waking up this morning as a dude.
...but after a early lunch I'm suddenly not a guy.
Eh. Guess I got to take it as it comes. Hope this just isn't a long term thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:19 am] |
UGH. Do you know how many years it took me grow those? And now they're just gone? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:54 am] |
I remember when things like this would actually surprise me. When I could go to sleep, and actually be sure when I got up in the morning, I would be in the same state I went to bed in. Oh, the good old days. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|12:02 am] |
( Mark ) |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|08:33 pm] |
[Alma's filter with the below label is set so Bobby, Ennis, Jack, and Mark can read it.]
( People I love the most. ) |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|10:54 pm] |
's it possbile t'like someone too much? |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:22 pm] |
Of all the things this place is, it is most definitely not Forks.
Where am I? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|05:08 pm] |
What the...
The nurse said I had this with me when they found me. In a ditch, face down. I should be dead. I don't know why I have this. I don't remember anything.
Shit. My head hurts. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|10:46 pm] |
's it! 've had it with technology.
It's s'posed to make things better an' it just makes stuff more confusin'. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2008|10:12 pm] |
First night inna buildin' an' someone get's shot.
Comfortin'. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2008|12:17 am] |
Pasame la tequila. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2008|06:55 pm] |
World'd be a nice place with no men innit. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|03:26 pm] |
I'm in the process of moving to New York.
( Mark ) |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|04:17 pm] |
( Mark )
Is Lisa okay? Does anyone know what's going on at Kent? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|07:55 pm] |
I'm curious about these 'motorbikes'.
They seem much...'cooler' as they say, than the cars and trucks I've seen. |
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