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[May. 2nd, 2009|05:04 pm] |
I am out of cultists. Though I am loathe to do this, I must take...volunteers. In the interest of full disclosure, I cannot guarantee any mortal volunteers will survive this process. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|05:35 pm] |
I will need to replenish the ranks of my cults soon. While this would usually infuriate me, I find myself not entirely bothered by this. I may not know what exactly is going on, but this time I believe I will let it happen. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|04:34 pm] |
Fucking mortals. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|06:39 pm] |
I have heard, through various sources, that there are a great many gods, godesses, and other miscellaneous powers rambling about that I've not been introduced to.
Consider this your invitation.
( Siblings ) |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?
Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.
No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.
Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.
So! Who wants some fun? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:14 am] |
I am not pleased someone attempted to alter the genetic code of this human shell I am confined in. Who will I be torturing for this? It will be excruciating and last for at least three centuries. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2009|04:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | ares, cassidy turner, cthulhu, dean winchester, doctor steel, geoff chaucer, henriette stillman, melpomene, psyche, purifiers plot, robbie chase, sadako yamamura, soren skwigelf | ] |
So it seems a lot of people were worried... I wanted to say I'm ok. Still a bit tired, still a weird headache, but I'm hoping that'll fade in a few days. I'm sorry anyone had to worry, but it's nice to know there are people who will, you know? I'm incredibly blessed, and lucky to have you all.
( Ares )
( Aphrodite )
( Psyche )
( Robbie )
( Cthulhu and Doctor Steel )
( Sadako )
( Dean )
( Henn )
( Soren )
( Cass )
To any purifiers who might be lurking and read this? I offer the following thoughts:
1) I told you I wasn't a mutant.
2) I may be small, but my heart is big, and currently filled with love and adoration for those I care for. Yours? Three sizes too small. Work on that. Learn to love those around you, and this sort of thing won't happen.
3) I'd like my boots back, please.
( [ETA] Geoff ) |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|09:43 pm] |
I hope whoever took my sister has made their last wishes known.
Any who would like to join in on the killing spree, report to North Korea, [address], immediately. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|12:51 pm] |
This is fun! They keep throwing themselves at me. Initially I was simply melting brains, but that grew boring. I've since ripped out spines, turned the air in their lungs to acid, and in one particularly amusing case, drove a man to cannibalism and made him eat his partner. I don't believe this will ever get boring. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|03:03 pm] |
I am experiencing certain side effects of this human form. Or perhaps this is from devouring that first man's mind so utterly. This does not please me.
However, these chocolate candies are delicious. I cannot seem to be overly wrathful while eating them. I would be greatly displeased at humans inventing a weapon capable of pacifying me...but they are too delicious. Human food, on the whole, seems to be the greatest of their inventions. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2009|08:48 pm] |
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