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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|10:44 pm] |
I apologize for the silence. Business, you understand, is always a bit choked, come the week after H- Eas- the last holiday. But I'm back. Feel free to breathe once more.
( Adikia ) |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
Hm. Interesting. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|11:03 am] |
Check out my new, awesome digs!
Party at my place! |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|01:47 am] |
HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES.
This world is the shit. Any world that can make Jack pour from my fingers?
COMPLETELY FUCKING ROCKS. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|12:00 am] |
Someone please explain to me what all this "purging" nonsense is about. I spent most of the day dealing with personnel issues. A few of my staff thought "purging the neighborhood" was an acceptable excuse for missing work.
I paid them each a home visit to...dissuade them of their infantile delusions of righteousness, and left them with the proper authorities. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|08:16 pm] |
I rather think it time for a change of pace.
I've taken a new name, Ezekiel Rosier. Zeke, for short.
( Crowley )
( Kakia, Adikia )
( Satriel )
( My Lords ) |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm] |
( Dearest ) |
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[Mar. 8th, 2009|07:46 pm] |
( Crowley ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2009|12:15 am] |
I'm starting to become accustomed to this new life. I find it quite enjoyable. Though I have noticed some pleasing differences. I do like the methods of travel. Ohh, and the person I replaced upon my arrival? It just so happens that I have a summer home here in London that my "parents" bought some years ago.
There are so many empty rooms here, and the home itself is quite spacious. And since it is not yet summer.. well, then I suppose it would be very ideal if someone were to hold a gathering here. Call it a party. One in which a person's basic needs and desires are satisfied to the fullest. Food, drink, music, and.. other stuff. You know. I'm sure you get the idea. I shall be working to find a convenient date for this. Suggestions are welcome.
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( Crowley )
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( Jesus ) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|10:27 pm] |
( Aziraphale )
What was this I remember reading about a bacchanal, ladies? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|09:28 pm] |
( Crowley ) |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Ah, Carnivale. One of the good things to come out of that useless little cult.
The festival will be observed for the full forty days in Eden. Anyone needing... particular accomodations throughout that time will need to take it up with the help staff (rest assured, none of them will remember your names or requests, after they've been handled).
I'm taking a vacation. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2009|04:44 pm] |
Fingers! Four lovely, long digits and two thumbs! Oh, I haven't had fingers since that dreadful day I was confined to the page. Oh, how lovely and wonderful to arch my back, to curl my toes, to breathe.
Though the air is far more rank than I remember the World Above being. And what in the Demonation is this contraption? It's as if I know how to use it, like some baser instinct is guiding my beautiful new fingers.
You. Yes, you reading this. What year is it? And oh - oh by the Torments - where are my tails? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|08:31 pm] |
That was not amusing. At all.
I feel unclean.
I need a distraction.
( Adriel ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:02 am] |
Okay people, this is one of those hypothetical situation kind of things.
Say you're walking down the street in a pretty busy city, like London or Los Angeles or something, and you're walking along, minding your own business, maybe you're late for work, maybe you're going to the store or to a friend's house or even to the subway, I don't know, not important. You're going along about your day, doing what you do, and you see a guy with wings coming the other way, just minding his own business, walking along.
What do you do? How do you react? |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|01:57 am] |
This world is hardly very impressive. It tries, but... nothing can really replace the O.Z.
Anyone care to try and amuse me? |
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|01:46 am] |
He killed me... I remember that. But this doesn't look like what I imagined came after. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|01:00 am] |
Kakia, if you don't get a handle on whatever's shaking your family tree, you're going to sink your damn islands.
There. Someone had to say it. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2008|04:45 pm] |
Well, that wasn't nearly as horrible as I'd anticipated.
( Crowley ) |
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[Dec. 14th, 2008|09:43 pm] |
Mr. Spivey? Where the hell have you gone off to?
See what I did there? Irony. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|10:55 pm] |
I would love to know what part of 'I will be watching you' is so utterly difficult to understand. And they say I think I'm bulletproof.
( Kakia, Adikia, Alexia )
( Aziraphale ) |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|11:39 pm] |
What the fuck was that? |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2008|04:29 pm] |
Ow. |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2008|12:08 pm] |
( Kakia )
Ever get the feeling you're forgetting something that should hold more importance to you than it does? Hm.
I'm sure it'll pass if I ignore it enough. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2008|09:14 am] |
Just because it's not November, does NOT mean I'm not powerful. If any of you little snots decide to defect in the next month since my recruiting you, you'll find out precisely how pretty your intestines look as garland.
Oh. And I've got some advance tickets to the Superbowl. I'm not looking forward to the potential possibilities of the ones who'd be playing, so hey, first come, first serve. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Aunt Kiki won't let me break her pet. Damn it. Is anyone else up for being broken? |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|09:10 pm] |
Speak, I am the Crimson One. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
The angel Gabriel from heaven came
His wings drifted as snow, his eyes aflame. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
Tarah Shel Elohim
One who is banished of God
This shall I be known as
The Functionary, resigned
No more a servant
But mortal
No more Divine
but wretched |
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[Nov. 29th, 2008|07:45 pm] |
I'm feeling decidedly more generous today. Angel, make your way back to the suite. I have something for you. A few somethings.
Lady Kakia, Lady Adikia, I do remember the pair of you mentioning a party for the nights of Saturnalia? And I never bothered to offer my help. I'd like to remedy that, if you'd accept.
And... well, fuck it. Anyone else have a deep, dirty wish they're looking to get fulfilled? I'm in a giving mood. It doesn't happen often. Speak now, or forever wish you did. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
Only turkey I'm having today is Wild Turkey.
Just to, you know, stay in the spirit of things.
Fuck the holidays. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|05:09 pm] |
It seems that I have returned. For what reason, I'm not sure. In a different body as well. Just in time for Thanksgiving.
I'm a different woman, and I don't take things lightly. That is your final and only warning. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|12:53 am] |
There are days that I'm quite convinced the entire reason this world exists is because the Universe is rewarding me for being such a good girl.
( Kia ) |
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[Nov. 21st, 2008|05:24 pm] |
Uh...Damn. Not what I expected. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2008|09:37 pm] |
I can say, with reasonable certainty, 'I didn't do it'.
Unless there are Secrets hidden in text messages, now? That would be new.
...Daddy? How do you say 'give me my pants back' in Japanese? I'm tempted to just get another pair, but the guy looks unbalanced as it is.
And that's totally not as bad as it sounds, I swear. At least I don't think. |
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