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[Nov. 16th, 2008|02:44 pm] |
Looks like a hooker.
Smells like a hooker.
Feels like a hooker.
Could be a chick or a dude. Maybe both? I don't know. My knowledge of ladyboys is pretty limited.
Anyone know why I just woke up next to what looks like an tranny? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|11:49 pm] |
I always thought Oz was a metaphor for death. It's a little disappointing to be proven wrong.
What am I doing here? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
It is about that time again, isn't it?
Damnit, she ran off.
I am not in the mood for this, this morning. |
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[Nov. 11th, 2008|04:49 pm] |
That's right. She's pregnant and I did it.
It's MY baby! Mine! |
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[Nov. 9th, 2008|10:30 pm] |
Bugger all.
I need a hobby. Perferably one that doesn't take place on a child's playground. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Ares has a good point.
I see we've already set up with him though. Good work, Serpent. Taking the initiative is something I love to see.
Ares, with all due respect, it would be prudent if you kept those warheads for a better day. I have a feeling something big will happen one day that may need them. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
I'm bored.
There are no good wars here. I'm going to have to start one myself.
Where should I point my missiles? I'm thinking that little town with all those monuments. I never liked that house anyway.
Any other suggestions? I'm easily swayed with bribes of young virgins and money. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2008|09:47 pm] |
If anyone sees a Kansas farm girl wearing some exceedingly shiny ruby slippers, could you tell me?
I have this distinct urge to punch her in the face, you see. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|11:44 pm] |
More's the pity, the other bodies are a lost cause. 'Worse than a bloody fast food drive-thru with getting orders correctly (you're welcome for that, by the by), in the Creation department. But it's really not Our strong suit. And I think it rather regal, don't you?
With all the respect that's due, Lord Satan- go fuck yourself. I've been... repurposed, if you will. I didn't imagine you'd care- Not like I've heard from you in months.
Also, Alexia- if this was you? I owe you one. Something. A bloody large something. Interesting choice of keychain, but at this point, I could care less.
I'm assuming that means I have orders? Life is, for once, not entirely without its perks. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
He asked me to marry him and I said yes!
Lilith, I know you hate him, but will you come to the wedding? |
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[Nov. 6th, 2008|11:47 am] |
Brother, you will find that if I can help build an empire within a month, your club will be no effort at all to recreate. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2008|09:51 pm] |
And it's... back to square one. At least until I settle down to get the others back.
( Angel ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:50 am] |
Ghosts usually follow me but they usually do not look like that.
What in the hell is going on and where the hell am I? |
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[Oct. 29th, 2008|11:15 pm] |
So on one hand... this kitchen is fantastic. And if everyone wants to consider it mine, well... I won't be telling Bobby Flay he's been outed.
On the other? This whole thing is weird.
I'm kind of torn... Figure out what's going on, or play with all these shiny appliances... |
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[Oct. 28th, 2008|06:43 pm] |
I was thinking of throwing a party for All Hallow's Eve, for those of us who like our tricks (and treats) a little more on the mature side.
[Crowley's kitschy-named club], Friday, starting after sun-down. Costume-optional. Clothing-optional, really, considering most costumes are poor excuses for the real alternative.
All are welcome, no cover, although anything even nearing non-consentual, in any sense, will be paid for dearly. Open bar, as well as a few of those 'treats', if you know how to ask. |
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[Oct. 18th, 2008|11:40 pm] |
Really, my dear. You promised. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|08:12 pm] |
A new alias, dearest? You didn't tell me...
Cassiel can't stop watching this over and over again. |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2008|01:24 pm] |
As Halloween gets nearer and nearer, I find myself reading and watching scarier things. You wouldn't believe the amount of ghost stories or unexplainable things STILL get to me, even if I know vampires and Hunters personally.
Does anyone have odd customs they do for All Hallow's eve that they'd like to tell me about? I'm trying to find different ideas, since Soren and I are going to be entertaining our girlfriends and it'll be a party atmosphere. Also, Halloween's my girlfriend's birthday, so any ideas for Halloween-themed birthday stuff would rock. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|02:51 pm] |
...Right.
Would someone like to, uh, tell me what's going on here?
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|11:35 pm] |
...Does anyone here know obedience training? Or... childrearing techniques, I suppose? The babe has become rather insufferable, on both accounts.
Were I not left with the aftermath, I dare say I'd be proud. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|12:22 pm] |
Hark, ungrateful, unworthy citizens
of this failing experiment of Life
for time of judgment is nigh approaching
yet blindly still you destroy God's Own Work
refusing to take fault for thine action
Before me do I see the wreckage strewn
tattered remnants of those to be martyred
sacrificed to quell growing Divine Wrath
not accepting futility as truth
not repenting sins immeasurable
As the time of hopeless tradition comes
change, the elusive prayer of many
remember it so truly matters not
for your time here is fast coming to end
Least Creation will return to nothing.
All shall be as it was in Time Before. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2008|09:39 pm] |
( Angel )
I must say, for a Saturday night, business is rather dull. A free drink voucher, to everyone who makes it to [address] before midnight. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2008|11:02 pm] |
Well, that worked out surprisingly better than I expected.
You know, I think at the end of this season, I should go back to Manny United. 'Ve gone shite without hi- me, haven't they? S'a shame. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2008|10:04 pm] |
You know, Angel, I do believe I have an... experiment, to try. Where have you run off to, now?
[ooc: Crowley has now decided to take on the life of David Beckham, as this universe's version of himself- footballer, underwear model, and all around sexy man. Just so everyone else is aware] |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2008|06:27 pm] |
Attention everyone (preferably those who know me or at least what I do, but I'll accept all comers)
I'm planning a little something to keep folks on their toes while the narcolepsy is going around, nothing too dangerous, or even too extreme, just something fun and rewarding that I could use a few extra hands for.
If you want further details either drop me a line here or call my cell phone: [cell #] |
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[Aug. 24th, 2008|09:58 pm] |
I think, in light of recent events, I may be in the market for a new face as well. Why should the Angel get all the fun?
The question is, which to choose... |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|02:40 pm] |
Ain't much to do lately. Still healing. Anyone feel like poker night? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|02:06 pm] |
I think I should have an event or an open house or some sort of party at my establishment... |
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[Aug. 19th, 2008|09:31 pm] |
What is that noise? Angel, did y-
Oh, bother.
Is there something you were thinking of telling me, dear? |
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|10:48 am] |
This seems to be a most interesting place, although His Majesty is nowhere to be found.
At the very least, there are many beautiful women here who are dressed in fashions I've never seen before.
I don't suppose anyone would care to explain what sort of witchcraft brought me to this land? |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|02:10 pm] |
People going around killing other people seriously turns me on, it's lovely.
Those of you who think you're on 'my side' of things should take notes. They're true geniuses. Some of you? Not so much. Maybe I should do some replacing.
So who wants to play with me? I'm feeling very... anxious. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|10:20 am] |
Who outs dere is knows on a weddingsplanner persons dats is can plans de most metal weddings in de histories of evertime?
I ain'ts goings to has a no sorts of pussy sorts of weddings. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|08:47 pm] |
OH MY GOD MY UNCLE SKWISGAAR IS GETTING MARRIED. THE END OF TIMES IS UPON US.
Congratulations, Lulu, you'd probably be better than any other woman out there for him. At least you know how to deal with his mood swings. And his addictions. And his accent. And his OCD. And his crazy friends. And his schlong.
YAAAAAY. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:38 am] |
...That was utterly bizarre.
Alexi, I don't believe I have to warn you about what exactly I will do to you, for mocking myself or the Angel.
( Aziraphale ) |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2008|10:45 pm] |
I am beginning to think that all of you need to be reminded about who is in charge here. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2008|05:31 pm] |
Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.
Who wants to play victim with me? |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|09:49 pm] |
Will it ever stop making that infernal noise? Goddamn it. I'm not certain this day could get worse.
...Not one word, Brother. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|12:47 pm] |
I dare say, the world is far more chaotic than I recall. I wasn't quite sure what to expect, as books and pictures in some of those books coulod never do the world justice. How do you all stand it? It seems so...pointless. And cruel. At least I've a purpose, a reason for living, for wanting to live. I don't understand the appeal, quite honestly, to this day to day existance I have witnessed. It seems barbaric and meaningless.
( Dearest )
[OOC: Zira's AU is that he is Crowley's pet, and he's quickly dying. He's come up to the surface of the world for the first time in centuries (he's been living in the belly of Crowley's club) in order to perform some angelic miracles, in hopes of renewing his life force before it's completely drained away.] |
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