[She didn't want to pick up
their calls ever again, but whatever. After getting fed up with accumulating
99 unread texts, missed calls, FaceTimes (what reprobate even does that without warning somebody?) over the course of a few days, Mat finally decides to answer
their call. Outside, any virginal-eared ambler on Main might've heard '
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!' roaring from beyond the four-paneled glass of her apartment window. The oldhag witchfrenemy ultimately informed her of a certain, magically inclined girl kinda needing help being untrapped from a prisonic mansion situation.
You could just show up, Mat. If you want. I know you like surprises, her perfectly right ass had said, but...
I think I might text her first, got her number? Mat had deferred .... leaving out the fact that the first name and last initial was actually familiar. From, uhhh... trolling the public boards of the town.]
[
TEXT:]
Greetings Hazel,
This is the Witch Bitch Liberation Club attempting to confirm this evenings delivery of a liberating witch bitch to liberate you, a bitch, and supposedly, also a witch.
The Dress Code for accepting this delivery is expensive and black.
Yours cruelly,
M. Montgomery
Plz text 😎 to confirm.