Repose

Black?

I have the bottom. If I don't hear from everyone else on the fucking team by tomorrow, I'm throwing it away. No special magical memories for any of you.

I've heard from only one other. I could give it to him but I'm not nice.

And here I sit with a piece of the darkest blue.

Fitting really.

And I suppose this means there are others with this colour too?

We're all for things getting somewhat crazy at Carfax Abbey, but it looks like some jerk left his purple underpants on the floor of the VIP room.

Stains and all.

The name printed with Sharpie on the waistband says Mr. Wanky Custard. You know who you are Wanky.

That's all.

I felt it necessary to make that public.

[Shiloh F.]
Hi? Hi! I got a job singing, singing at Carfax Abbey! They liked my voice! I just have to find people to play, and that should be fine. Isn't this great? It is great! I will make some money and that is a good thing.

[Heath F.]
Hello? Hello! I have a job now and can help buy food.

[Adam, Erik and Pam.]
I will find people to play the music! Thank you again, very much! I am very excited to sing for you.

[Harlow J.]
I will be singing!

[Damian W.]
Hello? Hi!

If anyone is interested in auditioning for a Friday gig at Carfax Abbey, submit your tape to P.O Box 1031 at the main street location.

No CD's.

You can send links on our website carfaxabbey.com.

( [Erik] )

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