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[Sep. 5th, 2015|05:36 pm] |
He's gone. Draco's gone.
It's strange how I could miss someone so much when I had only known them for half a year. But I feel like there's a piece of me missing.
His boyfriend seems to be missing as well. I can only hope they're together and happy. Or maybe he's gone back to his own time, I dunno.
( Private to Pansy )
( Private to Harry Potter ) |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2015|12:51 am] |
It's so strange to see so many entries about the first day of school and realize I don't have to be apart of that.
It's even stranger to think that I miss it...just a bit. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2015|12:40 am] |
A little late on the bandwagon, but welcome back to school! I hope the beginning of the year has already started on a good foot for everyone and that the first years are able to find their way around the hallways without too much trouble! I can see that some professors have already started passing out the homework as I already have some students in the library.
That or they just missed me that much. ^_^
If anyone needs anything, please don't hesitate to ask! |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2015|07:34 pm] |
Gryffindor First years:
Welcome to Gryffindor. I'm Shaw, your Head of House.
I will tape you to the wall if you misbehave.
There are monsters in the walls. I use screaming children as sacrifices. Don't be one of them.
Keep your familiars under control, if they mess in the common room, you will clean it.
The Fat Lady likes me more than you. She will let you sleep in the hall if you try to come in after curfew.
Gryffindor Fifth-Seventh years:
You're close to making it out alive. Don't risk it. Stay out of opposite sex dorm rooms.
If I find you in the Prefect's bathroom and you shouldn't be there, you will be cleaning it with your toothbrush.
My Astronomy Tower is not a place for necking. I will throw you out the window.
If I find alcohol in your room, I will make you drink all of it. Every. Single. Drop. And then you'll have a few shots of tequila and we'll see how long it takes you to vomit.
If I find cigarettes in your room. You will be made to eat them.
Don't be late to class. Think up a witty threat of your own, I'm too exhausted to think of another one. But make it a good one.
Everyone else:
Welcome back and enjoy tormenting your own Head of House.
I hear Constantine is giving out condoms, Holmes is giving out candy, and Winchester has free brooms.
Have a great year. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2015|07:27 pm] |
Welcome back, enfants.
A few notes for the new year: Oui, am younger than last year. Haven't taken the Ministry's proper-aging potion yet. May look twenty-one, but I'm still far older than you are. So, while gifts in the form of panties and jock straps will be appreciated, they will be promptly returned via owl.
Alchemy classes are all morning this year, as you well know. Office hours will be directly after, in the afternoons, and if you're making me dinner, you can find me in Faculty No. 18, as always.
And if you're going to fail to bring your home work this year, mes petites terreurs, think up some super creative reasons. While you'll certainly get a zero on the homework, may at least throw you a couple points for creativity. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2015|06:20 pm] |
Private to Mycroft
Are you free to talk, mate?
I could use your understanding ear. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2015|02:05 pm] |
Welcome back to another year at Hogwarts!
For those of you with questions about the syllabus for your Potions course (whichever level that may be), please direct your questions to me either after class, during my office hours, or here if you're in desperate need of an answer. As always, I strive to help in any way that I can and to make your education as interesting and painless as possible.
Some of my older students and those of you in my advanced courses may notice a bit of a change in the way some things are taught and handled but fear not. Potions is, as ever, rather unchanging itself. I only strive to make your time in class and with me a bit more enjoyable a lot less tedious.
Anyone wishing to speak with me outside of class is welcome to see me at my office during my hours which are as follows:
Monday-Friday: 2pm-6pm
Saturday: 10am-3pm
Sunday: By Appointment Only
Again, here's wishing you all a wonderful, educational and productive school year! |
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[Sep. 1st, 2015|07:37 pm] |
Welcome students.
I'm Myron Wagtail, the new choir director. Still sounds weird.
Who is signing up for choir this year? |
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[Sep. 1st, 2015|10:26 pm] |
I suppose now is as good of a time as any. When classes start tomorrow, everyone was going to find out.
Students of Hogwarts, I will not be teaching Ancient Runes. I will still hold ballet lessons and the ballet club is still active, but runes is not my class to teach. My office will stay where it is and I will be finding a new room for ballet.
Ballet will be held Tuesday and Thursdays after class. If you need me otherwise, please send me an owl and I will reply as soon as I can. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2015|10:18 pm] |
Attention first years:
Please stop trying to jump to the landing when the stairs move. It's just not a good idea.
Attention upper-classmen:
Please stop convincing the first years that they should attempt to make the jump to the landing when the stairs move. It's not as funny as you think it is.
That is all. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2015|01:11 pm] |
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
ELIOT WAUGH IS AN IRRESISTIBLE MAN!
That is all.
Thank you for your time. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2015|10:15 pm] |
It'll be weird not riding the train to school tomorrow. I'm always interested to see the new students who will be coming in...I guess that will just have to wait until the Welcoming Feast!
For all the other 7th years, here's to making our last year the best! |
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[Aug. 31st, 2015|10:13 pm] |
I wanted to send my condolences well wishes to everyone returning to school tomorrow!! You lucky kids get to continue your education in the halls I spent more than half my life in...as much as I'm enjoying the new job, I will miss getting on the Express tomorrow with everyone!
To the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team: Give them hell this year. It's about time Ravenclaw gets the trophy!
( Private to Mycroft ) |
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[Aug. 31st, 2015|08:51 am] |
Good luck to everyone going back to school.
I can't believe I'm not.
1st year training is over, and the veteran players are returning, so this will be the first full run on the pitch. I'm gonna end up bloody. I can see it coming. With the mood I'm in, bring it on. |
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[Aug. 28th, 2015|06:11 pm] |
Anyone else check the calendar lately and suffer an aneurysm? Only three days left of the summer hols. I knew term was on the horizon but fuck me. Three days?
Odeon save us all. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2015|07:28 pm] |
Not really one for announcements (I'll leave the self-promotion to my prettier half), but I probably should inform the current students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that I will be supporting them next term in the position of Assistant Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts.
If anyone tries to get through a spot quiz on the five signs to identify a werewolf by including 'he wears a lot of tweed' and 'he's in my classroom right now,' I assure you, I've tried that joke myself.
Obviously I'd like to thank Professor Constantine and the headmaster for extending this opportunity. It appears that I can be a part of a wild pack and still find gainful employment. I'll be taking rooms within the castle from next week, so don't hesitate to knock on my door if you need to. You can even disturb me if my nose is buried in a book.
I look forward to seeing how you all grow and develop in the class, so remember to keep your quills wet with ink, your books well-thumbed, and always recall that the monsters we learn about are often just a different form of people. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2015|12:04 am] |
Old age seems to have left me with some rather curly hair. It's a blasted mess and I'm not very fond of it at all.
That being said, I can't say I'm disappointed with how I've aged. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2015|11:47 pm] |
This whole age thing has been...interesting to say the least. One of my best mates SUPER OLD (haha, sorry Roger), boyfriend my age? At least Terry stayed the same age, otherwise I would have been a bit too turned around.
At least they've come out with something to put everyone in their proper place! Pansy, you didn't have any help with it did ya? ;) |
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[Aug. 21st, 2015|10:28 pm] |
How is everyone doing out there? You all look great. I wanted to wake up older, but at least I'm older than my son right now.
[Harry P.]
How are you doing? I heard you were younger. I'd love to see that. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2015|07:11 pm] |
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