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[Sep. 22nd, 2015|10:50 pm] |
To all Upper Classmen - Please refrain from selling 'Lift Passes' to First Years. As veteran students, it is expected you assist in guiding your peers through their formative schooling, acting as shining examples of the Hogwarts motto: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.
Twenty house points will be rewarded to the first student able to correctly translate our school's motto. A further thirty to the student best able to articulate its double entendre as applies to this situation.
Lastly, to all First Years - I regret to inform you there are no lifts at Hogwarts, only moving staircases and twisting towers. Should you find yourselves continuing to lose your way, please ask a Prefect or a Professor for directions. Unfortunately, 'I got lost,' will cease to be a valid excuse to tardiness at lessons come 1 October, 2015.
Fondly,
Mr. Boot |
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[Sep. 11th, 2015|09:14 pm] |
Summer hols are over. Not sure why everyone's acting like that's not the case. If I get one more student who didn't do the readings I assigned, I'm going to have a bloody aneurysm. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2015|01:11 pm] |
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
ELIOT WAUGH IS AN IRRESISTIBLE MAN!
That is all.
Thank you for your time. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2015|10:13 pm] |
I wanted to send my condolences well wishes to everyone returning to school tomorrow!! You lucky kids get to continue your education in the halls I spent more than half my life in...as much as I'm enjoying the new job, I will miss getting on the Express tomorrow with everyone!
To the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team: Give them hell this year. It's about time Ravenclaw gets the trophy!
( Private to Mycroft ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2015|08:18 am] |
My parents just sent an e-mail stating they wouldn't be coming home after all, that they've decided to take a cruise. Worst case scenario is they come back after summer and send a note to Hogwarts saying my mom is pregnant. Can an older sibling sue for custody of a baby? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2015|08:30 am] |
I forgot New York City smells of desperation and deli markets. Think I'll go get a Reuben and drop some coins in beggars' cups. Maybe one will actually say thank you. |
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[Jun. 8th, 2015|05:26 pm] |
Down another day of detention. Between this and having to get these tests done, there's zero time for much else. Still better than the alternative, though. Fuck you very much, Shaw. |
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[May. 24th, 2015|07:57 am] |
So. Did anyone not see that?
Just wondering. |
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