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Hey hey so I've been thinking which Blanche would say is a dangerous passtime for me. Psssh... shows how much Miss Smarty-Pants knows because my ideas are awesome!

Anyway so I already released a ton of Pidgeys and Magikarp around here, if no one has noticed, but of course you have! I've got my mobile Poke'mon storage and a talent for breeding soooo I'm gonna open up a daycare!

Ok that sounds misleading if you're not from where I'm from because it's not for kids! I'll be raising Poke'mon for adoption, but also there is a daycare service... for Poke'mon. Like saaay you have work or school and don't want your Poke'pal alone while you're gone. You bring 'em to me! Great idea, right?

If you don't know what a Poke'mon is and you wanna know, come see me in Limesville!

If any students are looking for ideas for end of year pranks, frogs are always a good option. Just saying, but you didn't hear it from me.

This place is actually real? Really real?

So like, is there some perimeter that keeps them away? Or febrezey zombie-repellent...

Oh, and hi I'm Columbus if we're still doing that?

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I don't care what anyone says! THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Kari you look super cute with those ears.

WE SHOULD ALL GET A PICTURE AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.

Wha-ho, is this fun!

You know I've been getting pretty bored of all these whacky things that sometimes happen around here, but this is definitely adding some chaos into the mix!

Who knew those mangas I've seen Davis reading could end up being true???

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FLY???

I guess I should be glad I was spared this time, huh? I don't think I've seen so many absences from class in a long while.