Network for Winterdale

I have been informed that I'm looking for a Gladiolus Amicitia. I am Spock. You might want to return to your home as quickly as you can. It is quite... noisy, currently.

I suggest you dress warmly. My physiology is not well adapted to the cold.

( Spock: You have (3) new messages. )

( Dorian: You have (1) new messages )

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The office is pure chaos right now. I don't know how anyone expects me to accomplish anything when I had to send half my staff home for the day. At least we don't need to plan any major events right now.

Guesses for how long this lasts?

( DM ALERT )

I have adapted to and accepted many things over the years, but I will never understand the human fascination with horror movies.

I bet the science departments are having a field day with this one.

Who do I speak to about the blatant false advertising of this planetside Wonderland? And where on god's topsy-turvy Earth does a man find a decent drink?

( PM )

Greetings.

As I am sure all the students in Mrs. Heath's physics class already know, she has had to take an emergency leave of absence. To prevent any major interruptions so late in the semester, I have agreed to take over the position effective immediately. There will be no changes in the curriculum and the outlined schedule for the class will remain the same.

If there are any questions, I can be reached during my office hours or via e-mail. Please do not hesitate to contact me if needed.

I look forward to seeing everyone starting on Monday.

- Professor Spock



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