Network for Winterdale

Can't say I mind the rain, makes everyone clear outta the park. Now these idiots running the rides? They need the snot kicked outta them for being stupid and not knowing how to listen before they break shit.

Interrupting my Twinkie break... the nerve

I'm gonna tell ya'll right now that fried Oreos are inferior to the much more decadent fried Twinkie. Do yourselves and your taste buds a favor and just go for the latter. That is all.

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GOD FORSAKEN CARNIVAL WHERE THERE AIN'T NO GOD DAMNED FRIED TWINKIES?!

This place is so different from the world I've known. It's incredible. I think even the forests seem more alive.

If anyone needs any game around, I'm Katniss, and I've taken to hunting in the non-protected part of Orrinshire. I'm good with a bow and arrow. I mostly hunt on the weekends because I have school, which is really different here. My little sister seems to love it.

I feel like I can actually relax for the first time in a long time.

This place is actually real? Really real?

So like, is there some perimeter that keeps them away? Or febrezey zombie-repellent...

Oh, and hi I'm Columbus if we're still doing that?