Network for Winterdale

What a damn lousy time of year. Thanks for all the sentimentality, I hate it.

If anyone needs me, and they won't I'll be kicking this hunk of junk Quill called a ship until I can get off this rock.

Greetings.

As I am sure all the students in Mrs. Heath's physics class already know, she has had to take an emergency leave of absence. To prevent any major interruptions so late in the semester, I have agreed to take over the position effective immediately. There will be no changes in the curriculum and the outlined schedule for the class will remain the same.

If there are any questions, I can be reached during my office hours or via e-mail. Please do not hesitate to contact me if needed.

I look forward to seeing everyone starting on Monday.

- Professor Spock



[office location, hour, and e-mail are attached]

I was plannin' on tryin' to just put myself in a coma and sleep this crap off, but since that ain't workin' I'm gonna take a page from someone else's book and bitch about it!

HEY QUILL! SINCE YOU WANNA GO AND BLAME ME LAST TIME AROUND WHAT DUMBASS THING DID YOU GO AND DO TO CAUSE THIS?!

Ya know, some people 'round here got some real nerve and not a speck of respect for other people's feelings. Come around, kick up some shit, and you disappear again. Figures...

Well, I say, GOOD RIDDANCE. You were bad company anyway...