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Can someone please direct me to the nearest bar? I'm new in town and I could really use a drink. Starting over always sounds so much easier in theory.

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The office is pure chaos right now. I don't know how anyone expects me to accomplish anything when I had to send half my staff home for the day. At least we don't need to plan any major events right now.

Guesses for how long this lasts?

I suppose it was foolishly naive to ask that this month be minimally eventful.

If someone could tell me what in the world is going and where I am, that would be great. If I'm late for lunch again I'm never going to hear the end of it.

( DM ALERT )

I have adapted to and accepted many things over the years, but I will never understand the human fascination with horror movies.

Well, Minerva finally convinced me. Starting with the new school year, I'll be teaching divination at the Orrinshire School of Magic. I never pictured myself as Professor Greengrass, but here I am.

If anyone wants a reading while I'm still at the shop, schedule one soon! Unfortunately I won't be able to take clients once classes start.

This is a question I never dreamed I would ask, but does anyone want to watch the jellyfish tonight?

I bet the science departments are having a field day with this one.

Before anyone asks: no, this one wasn't us.

Well. Flying jellyfish are a new one, though I must say they're a damn sight better than flying cows.

Who do I speak to about the blatant false advertising of this planetside Wonderland? And where on god's topsy-turvy Earth does a man find a decent drink?

( PM )

If anyone is interested, there is going to be a meteor shower tonight, and the weather is supposed to be clear in Orrinshire. A small gathering is being set up by the lake to watch it, everyone is welcome. Just bring a blanket and your own drinks if you don't like tea or whisky!

It's always bloody rabbits. I'm now thoroughly convinced they're worse than dragons.

Greetings.

As I am sure all the students in Mrs. Heath's physics class already know, she has had to take an emergency leave of absence. To prevent any major interruptions so late in the semester, I have agreed to take over the position effective immediately. There will be no changes in the curriculum and the outlined schedule for the class will remain the same.

If there are any questions, I can be reached during my office hours or via e-mail. Please do not hesitate to contact me if needed.

I look forward to seeing everyone starting on Monday.

- Professor Spock



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