Network for Winterdale

Can't say I mind the rain, makes everyone clear outta the park. Now these idiots running the rides? They need the snot kicked outta them for being stupid and not knowing how to listen before they break shit.

Interrupting my Twinkie break... the nerve

I'm gonna tell ya'll right now that fried Oreos are inferior to the much more decadent fried Twinkie. Do yourselves and your taste buds a favor and just go for the latter. That is all.

Added later
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GOD FORSAKEN CARNIVAL WHERE THERE AIN'T NO GOD DAMNED FRIED TWINKIES?!