Network for Winterdale

[Loki]
Heya Lokes...

Wanna tell me why my entire wardrobe looks like I'm aspiring to be the sharpest dressed leprechaun in Winterdale?

[Pep]
If you see me in a skirt and a blouse of yours I want zero judgement.

[Loki]
I know all too well how you feel about social gatherings, but it would be a great joy if you were to join me for the festivities at Captain Rogers' residence. There will be food a plenty and fine company! That doesn't sound so bad, does it?

Does anyone know how to take care of an alligator?

To the individual taking up residence in the Orrinshire woods, hello. We see you. At the very least, would you please state if your intention is to attack me, or to ask for a photograph with Thor. Neither would be shocking.

[Wanda]

If you're curious to know the prophecy of the Scarlet Witch as told on Asgard, I've come across some of the texts my mother collected. It's quite flattering, really. Ultimate power, the capability to destroy planets -- it's a shame Midgardians don't write about me like this.

[Thor]

Thank you

You haven't asked me about my wish.

If anyone finds any stray books, please let me know. They likely belong in Orrinshire and I'd very much like to come collect them. And please be careful if you're not used to magic! Some of them can be a bit defensive when confronted.

[Wanda Maximoff]

My brother has told me you are capable of destroying the Infinity Stones. I did not believe him at first, but it occured to me that he did not know exactly who you are to wield such power.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Scarlet Witch. I thought you another unfulfilled prophecy, but here we are. I'm in need of your help, and I think you'll find aiding me will be in your favour as well.

I hope you'll meet me sometime to discuss. I will explain what I can.

[Tony Stark]

I'm assuming you can read everything on this Network. Firstly, go away. Secondly, ask Thor.

LOKI!

I demand to know the meaning of this tomfoolery and that you reverse it at once!!

Hello mortals. This is a message for Earth's mighty Avengers.

I have no quarrel with you here, and I hope you take it as a gesture of good faith that I've not made any attempt to conceal my presence. However if you do prefer we continue our feud, then by all means don't let me stop you.

Stark, shall we have that drink first?