Been watching the news lately, trying to get a better feel for this place since I can't exactly tell the guys at the garage that I don't know much about earth since I'm an alien from a comic book. A couple news stories are sticking out to me here. One about how your celebrities have great taste in names and... one about a chef's dwarf porn double being found in a badger's den. This a common crime for you people? Because I did not expect Earth to have Zeltros beat for insane crimes involving porn that I've heard about lately.
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