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Andrew Wells is a giant nerd ([info]tuckersbrother) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2010-02-02 22:23:00

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Entry tags:!explainy post, andrea rojas, andrew wells, brynna addams, clarissa morgenstern, paige matthews, phoebe halliwell

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OKAY. So, we got a rush of newbies today! I've talked to a couple of you, but there's just so darn many that I'm just making a whole new explain-y post in case some of you missed some things.


Okay, for one: You're here because there's this demon that wants to bring on the end of the world. She broke a biblical seal to start the biblical apocalypse. The sort that involves Lucifer rising and all of that. The seal seems to have broken the barriers between realities and, well, time. Which sounds crazy, yes, but it's still true. Also, these are not demons that you can just stabby kill. They possess regular people and walk around in their bodies, and they have to be trapped in a special way and exorcised. No, you don't have to be a priest or anything to do it, you just have to be able to say the Latin. I run classes every day to help people learn the trap and the Latin involved.

Also, we have an apartment complex set up, free of charge, for the non-evils and non-demons. It has top of the line security in all ways. From salt lines and the special traps that keep the local demons out, to holy fire to keep the jerkoff angels out (because some of the angels around here aren't exactly so nice), to an actual high tech security system to keep human badguys out. We have a med bay for anyone who needs tending to, though most of us aren't that great with the medical stuff because our resident doctor isn't here any more, but it's there if anyone needs basic tending to.

Like I said, I run classes every day for learning the Latin and the traps. Buffy, who co-runs the building with me, runs classes every day for learning self defense. And Romana, one of our other residents, is about done setting up a schooling system for anyone who doesn't have a high school diploma yet.

Also, I feel that now is a good time to say that it seems we have a lot of faces that seem familiar to us, but aren't on the body of the person we know. We have lookalikes here. So yeah. It throws all of us off, believe me.

And if someone says "Hey, I'm so and so" and you think "Noooooo, that's from a movie/book/comic/tv show/WHATEVER", it's really them. Different worlds, remember?

Any questions?

Edit: Because it's been asked: Sadly, we can't contact people from the worlds we're from. I know, it sucks. There's a lot of people I want to check on.

And because it's bound to be asked: We haven't found a way home yet. Every once in a while, people get sent home seemingly at random. We don't know why they're picked or how it's done. But not for lack of trying. And every once in a while people get sent home and then brought back here again, which is even more rare. Except in the case of Faith. Three times? Really? And now we had to get the ev

Edit 2: AND! Just for handy sake, the address of the complex is [address]. Plus [imaginary map of Lawrence with a pretty little star on the apartment building].

Edit 3: OH GOD. I FORGOT SOMETHING. We have these amulets free at the apartment. We'll give them to you. As long as you wear it, none of the demons around here can possess you. So they're VERY important. You can also get the design tattooed onto you, or ask Clary nicely to do it her way, which is different from getting a tattoo but just as permanent.

Don't go being all demandy about stuff like that. She doesn't have to do it, but she's offering it. Just like the rest of this. We've had people get super demandy before and all it did was lead to drama. We have enough of that with the demons as it is, we don't need to add to it.



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[info]ex_twicebles184
2010-02-03 03:41 am UTC (link)
You don't have a doctor anymore?

I can help with that.

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[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 03:42 am UTC (link)
Yeah, she was one of the random cases of Got Sent Home.

Really? Because that would be great. In our line of work, injuries happen.

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[info]ex_twicebles184
2010-02-03 03:45 am UTC (link)
oh yeah, and with me helping, the recoop time would be practically know time.

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(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 03:48 am UTC

[info]witchwithaplan
2010-02-03 03:46 am UTC (link)
Don't tell me you can heal? I was starting to think that half-whitelighters couldn't. Then again, you're you. I still remember that dragon that you conjured when you were jus

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[info]ex_twicebles184
2010-02-03 03:47 am UTC (link)
Yep. I can heal.

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(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_twicebles184, 2010-02-03 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_twicebles184, 2010-02-03 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_twicebles184, 2010-02-03 04:21 am UTC

[info]witchwithaplan
2010-02-03 03:44 am UTC (link)
Andrew ... I'd say you were a god but given how annoying they can be, I won't. I'll just say I really, really, really appreciate this. I've been meaning to get to it but things kept coming up. Thank you for doing it.

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[info]echo_handmaiden
2010-02-03 03:46 am UTC (link)
You've clearly met Artie Artemis.

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[info]witchwithaplan
2010-02-03 03:51 am UTC (link)
No. I just happened to have been possessed by a goddess once. It happens more than you'd think in my family.

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(no subject) - [info]echo_handmaiden, 2010-02-03 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echo_handmaiden, 2010-02-03 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thirdcharmed, 2010-02-03 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thirdcharmed, 2010-02-03 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thirdcharmed, 2010-02-03 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:24 am UTC

[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 03:47 am UTC (link)
You're welcome. But it really needed to be done today. I think I've counted seven new people so far. I really hope that's all.

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[info]witchwithaplan
2010-02-03 03:52 am UTC (link)
Seven is enough for one night I think we should link back to this whenever we get new arrivals and print it out, just in case they just show up at our door or something.

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(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witchwithaplan, 2010-02-03 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingwarrior, 2010-02-03 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:36 am UTC

[info]echo_handmaiden
2010-02-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
Can people from outside be contacted?

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[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 03:49 am UTC (link)
You mean from the worlds we come from? Sadly, that's a negatory.

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[info]echo_handmaiden
2010-02-03 03:53 am UTC (link)
Oh. Okay.

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(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echo_handmaiden, 2010-02-03 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echo_handmaiden, 2010-02-03 04:27 am UTC

[info]1st_cutter
2010-02-03 03:57 am UTC (link)
Okay, so I know we can't contact anyone from back home, and in my case it wouldn't work anyway since I'm from the future, but say, just theoretically, I've got a chip in my head that should be connected to a bunch of others, kind of like a built-in hivemind.

And, in theory, I'm going a little brain-missing without the others. There any way to hook it up to a radio or something?

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[info]brokenjeedai
2010-02-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
Bio Tech,

You remind me of the Yuuzhun Vong...Tattoo doesn't help the whole effect. I could take a look in your head.

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[info]1st_cutter
2010-02-03 04:12 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Kind of no use pretending this is theoretical I guess. We call it a skintenna, wired to the speaker in my ear and the mic in my jaw.

I don't know what a Yuuzhun Vong is though, is that your Clique?

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(no subject) - [info]brokenjeedai, 2010-02-03 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:31 am UTC

[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 04:06 am UTC (link)
You mean to like... get radio stations in the headspace? Because if that's what you mean, there might be someone who can give you a hand with that.

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(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:35 am UTC

[info]blondie_bear
2010-02-03 04:29 am UTC (link)
You've got a chip in your head?

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(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondie_bear, 2010-02-03 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondie_bear, 2010-02-03 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondie_bear, 2010-02-03 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondie_bear, 2010-02-03 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1st_cutter, 2010-02-03 05:01 am UTC

[info]notafishie
2010-02-03 04:09 am UTC (link)
(OOC: Posted about an hour and a half later.)

eeeelokit mappa

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[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 04:19 am UTC (link)
You doing alright?

And yep. Just follow the map and you'll find the building.

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(no subject) - [info]notafishie, 2010-02-03 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notafishie, 2010-02-03 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notafishie, 2010-02-03 04:59 am UTC

[info]angelblood
2010-02-03 05:06 am UTC (link)
Nicely being key. I should start charging. Art supplies for a rune. Or something that tastes good for a rune.

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[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 05:08 am UTC (link)
They could, at the very least, bring you a cookie from the kitchen.

Hey, I've been thinking about getting one of them. I'll make you a funnel cake?

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(no subject) - [info]angelblood, 2010-02-03 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angelblood, 2010-02-03 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tuckersbrother, 2010-02-03 05:18 am UTC

[info]hates_clowns
2010-02-03 08:36 am UTC (link)
Already fluent in Latin. Tell me I get a pass card.

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[info]tuckersbrother
2010-02-03 08:42 am UTC (link)
You get half a pass? You still need to know the exorcism. But if you already know how to pronounce it, being able to read it off a card will be no problem.

And you need to learn how to make the Devil's Traps. The demons won't just stand there and let you exorcise them without one.

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(no subject) - [info]hates_clowns, 2010-02-03 08:52 am UTC

[info]legendarymarian
2010-02-03 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for the information, it will come in handy.

What...exactly is a 'diploma'?

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