Apocalypse? Right. So you were pulled here by a magical Biblical Seal. Why the Seal pulled us is anyone's guess, some think its to help keep the world from falling apart, some think its because it's a big old jerk.
But we fought a war against Lucifer and some idiot Angels and somehow we won--go us--except now some even bigger idiot angels kind of want the war to continue so we're all still here. Trying not to let that happen.
Where the hell am I? You're in Lawrence, Kansas and the year is currently 2014.
Why did I appear in a creepy graveyard? Because the Seal is a giant troll.
Where am I supposed to stay? We've got a few permanent residents you can try: Greave's Aparments: ask for Kirk or Harry [ADDRESS] The Inn: ask for Eponine [ADDRESS] Sanctuary: ask for Florence [ADDRESS] Kent Farm: must tolerate cows--but feel free to tip them over, I do--ask for Lois (me) or Clark [ADDRESS]
If you're like hell no, we can set you up in a hotel or give you some money to get yourself set up in a hotel. Also we've got gift boxes. They have like phones and a laptop and some VISA and MASTERCARD giftcards in them because we're nice like that.
I need to get home. People need me We get it. We do. But you can't. Or at least not until the Seal sends you home.
But on the kind of plus side, no one will notice that you're gone because when you do return its to the exact point in time that you left.
Anti-possession amulets? Remember, Apocalypse? Yeah, you can get possessed by demons so you'll want the amulet. If you want the permanent tattoo talk to a Winchester. Or Bobby Singer.
So what do you do here? That's up to you. There are monsters to fight if you want to do that. Or live a normal life if you want to do that. (and when I say monsters I mean the ones from this world. We've got werewolves and vampires and aliens and others that we do not lump into the monster group that the Seal brought here.) And I'm sure Rose will let you all know about her Arrival's Class that she offers to fill you in on all the details.
Oh right. Fictional. You just might be. It's kind of a shock to find out you are. Hopefully you won't find out that 9/10 you're destined to fall in love with your best friend in the first five minutes of you being here. But sometimes people here are fictional in this world. Why we don't know. Chances are if you've heard of SHIELD or Sunnydale or Metropolis you're fictional. Congrats.
Need more info Rose has a class at the Youth Center about everything ever. If we have a huge influx of newbies she'll usually hold the class at 8pm on Tuesday. There will be cake.