War Is Coming Communications.

this is just ... evrything is so awesome man!

love. i just have so much love for all of yous. like you dont even know. no sabes! like. the love i have for you burns inside of my heart like the hungr that burns inside of my stomach. food! i LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOD SO MUCH BUT I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY MORE TEETH TO EAT MAN. BUT THATS OKAY. THATS ALright because i love you clark. i really do. itll be fine. itll be alright. i .. tears. just tears and warmth and happiness and sex and just all we have is each other and i think everyone should hug today, everyone should hold hands and just HUG do you want a hug? ill give you a hug. except for maybe that guy over there. hes

sam? i love you. and ruby its okay. i love you too and i love faithnpike and clarknlois and and andrew and kara. kara. oh KARA YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU ANDd brynna. just. there are so many people to love and i have so much to give. like cookies. you ALL can have my cookies and we should just be free! be free to be. be free to PEE EVERYWHERE I AMSOHAPPY. and hunry. i cant describe the feeling inside of me. i just. arthUR/ I LOVE YOU MAN! just SHOTS! SHOTS! AND JUST .. who am i fortgeting? eliot? i love you too. JACEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Like you need to smile more man. this nonsense needs to stopp an oh can i see your swrod? can i touch it? i wanna touch it. theres just love and fireflys and just ...

spike. your my favorite.

anyone got cookies? gave mine alway.

bloody HELL! I'm hungry. Are you hungry? I reckon i could eat out an all you can eat buffet and still be hungry me and andrew have eaten most of his sweets and im still bloody fucking hungry and those sure as hell are some damn fucking good sweets me and andrew are probly going to go and eat some sammichs though i reckon i could do with more sweets ore something or frogs. i could eat an entire barrel of frogs. theyre good but we might have tacos andrew wants tacos. i like, or maybe hot dog. andrew wanna eat some dog/ reckon uncle ron still has some swee oi! ... forgot hwat i was going to say.

anyway. i could .. nope. really could have some sweets. take yours ron. and cake. and lemon sherberts and if stuff were stuff i'd swallow it whole. and just im so hurny. andrew. i want you in my mouth.

I wish taco bell was open on christmas or mcdonalds or somethin gbecause i dont wanna cook right now even though i really like cooking and everything

im hungry

you guys are the best

Holy shit, Pike. My stomach loves you.

I got a new guard dog. I'm naming him Nicky.

And my new sharks tooth is going around my neck. I'm going to tell everyone I pulled it out of its mouth myself.

I have a pet fluffball

Which makes two new housemates. One of whom. My amazing boyfriend is the reason for the having of the fluffball. And to everyone that got me a gift. Thank you. Means a lot. Like clothes and shoes, and the knives of course. A Demon Girl can never have too many knives... or things to make fries!

Merry Day I probably should be smited for even vaugely considering celebrating.

Also. Fluffball needs a better name? Ideas?

MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST. I HAVE A BIKE NOW.

This is the best Christmas I've ever had. You guys are all awesome, seriously.

You know, I always hated being a Hunter when I was a kid. Was toting guns around and shooting at targets before I could recite the alphabet the whole way through. Don't get why people would wanna throw away their childhood for blood and chaos. It's a real waste. And I know, trust me - sometimes it is forced on you, but I always figured that if you guys were staying at the apartments you'd have the choice to decide. Can't imagine choosing the hard life when there's the option of something so much more safe, simple, and as close normal as you can get around here lined up right there for you to take.

Yeah, yeah. Shut up, Sam. I know. Just an opinion. Take it for what you will.

[Ruby]
Day after Christmas, Dean and I are leaving.

...and don't comment to any of these people talking to me. I don't want you to argue with them.

[Bobby]
Doing all right?

Hey Andrea-wanna meet Pike and me for pizza and beer?

Just so you're aware, my self and my staff spent all of saturday morning cleaning that bar. It absolutely reeked of alcohol, sweat and blood. Damn alcoholics.

Though my till thanks you. And the videos on the bars website are pretty steller.

Hey, would your hellfire locator thing work on vampires from my world, do you think?

That whole thing...telling the hero that some innocent died cause they talked back. It's a play. Its all a play. A way to hurt.

I've done it. Used that to mess with peoples heads. And truth is, those people would have died anyway. And anyway its on the killer, not on any of you. I know I can't say don't let it get to you. You people are always gonna let it get to you. But thats how he wins.

ETA to be striked out about 10 minutes after posting. Main part is now blank.Damn you Pike. Anyone up for joining me in killing another angel?


[Ruby, Andrea, Sam]
He killed someone 'cause Pike mouthed off to him. He was up all night sick. Just got him in bed an hour ago. I want this guy dead.

The angel claims somebody just died because I got stupid. Figured you guys should probably know. I'm going to be sick.

How goes the apocalypse prevention, humans?

Shit. Fucking angels picked the wrong group of people to mess Going to go apeshit and crazier tha Right. So I found out who did the whole alternate reality thing with all of your lives. Angel named Zachariah.

I'm guessing that most of you want blood. I get it. I do. Except that's probably not the smartest idea. In fact, it really isn't. Since Zach is Cas' boss. Which means he's a lot stronger than what we're used to. Going after him would be this side of stupid. And believe me. I know stupid.

There are probably some of you who are going to want to know why he did it. Same reason as the Trickster. Almost. To teach us a goddamn lesson. This go around the piece from Sesame Street was about learning to accept our roles in the war. Apparently we all need to stop dicking around and except our fate. And yada, yada, yada. Do with it what you want. Though I mean it when I say, don't go summoning or chasing after any angels. I know I can't tell any of you what to do but we really don't need any more trouble then what we've got.

canary to popular belief giants aer pople too



okay?

So. After a day of this, I realize I probably should've asked you guys for help to begin with. Here's my problem: I want to get Faith a dress as part of her Christmas gift. I know nothing about dresses. Therefore, problem. So I figure I should ask you two, since you're the only two female friends I've got, rather than make a colossal mistake and screw everything up. Assuming I haven't already.

So help me, Obi-Wans. You are my only hope.

ETA: Also, how do you make your eyes stop hurting when you get hit with one of those perfume free samples? I got sprayed with what I'm reasonably sure was Ode to Bear Mace and I'd really like to make the burning stop.

Fuck that whole thing.

[Faith:]
Hey. Where are you?

Hey guys, so, to get away from all the freaky craziness for an hour or two, I'm gonna hit up this bar tonight that has karaoke. Anyone wanna come with?

Are you busy tomorrow?