War Is Coming Communications.

My tongue is still green from last night.

I had this conversation about eight times at school today:

Me: Are you coming to my thing on Friday?
Friend at school: I didn't know there was a basketball game for you to cheer at Friday! Who are we playing?
Me: No, my other thing, my Mathletes-thing. I'm on Mathletes. We're having a competition in the gym--
Friend: [Exit stage left at rapid pace]

So if you are in any way affiliated with the high school, or if you just enjoy math, you should break this disturbing and inexplicable trend and go watch Mathletes on Friday at 5:30 in the gym. It's fun! There's a lightning round! Which alarmed me the first time I heard the term but then I remembered most people are not capable of producing actual lightning so they just meant Kon's going! (Yes you are Kon)If you have a high school thing you want spectators at I will definitely go to yours because that seems fair!

In other news I apologize for the downstairs kitchen. I was trying to make brownies for after the event. I will fix the window.

I know we've got this whole apocalypse situation that we completely need to be concerned about, but it's St. Paddy's. Anyone wanna get plastered?

All right. I think I've figured out how to make this thing work without destroying another. Not sure it's going to work long term, but it's a start. As I was saying before, computers and technology don't like me. Anything delicate really doesn't like me. so if you've got anything like that about and it's important to you I'd suggest keeping it away.

I just got asked if I'm playing myself in a movie. How does one answer a question like that?

[Vampires]
So. We're open here?

...the entire verse is too gorramloud

I don't know if this has been suggested before or if its even possible, but is there any chance we could mass produce the amulets and somehow market them as the brand new trendy piece to wear? Necklaces, keychains, don't some of you have the tattoo sewn onto your kids clothing? Would that help? Is it doable?

SHIELD!!!


I have a new one! It's metal and it's dragon proof!

You can be any animal in the whole wide world. Nope, not the Seal picking an animal to be you (omg was that as weird as it sounds??) but you get to choose. And you can be them whenever you want. Like, an animagus type thing (wait, you don't get to choose those either...dammit!). ANYWAY. You get to pick, what animal are you gonna be?

I'm on a Sun Bear kick. Or a Red Panda. Unique, but adorable! No, this is not a diversion, stfu

[Kevin]

So, Badass, how are you?

Thanks for that, by the way.

[Much]

You still owe me Pete's Dragon time. Don't think I've forgotten. You can't rescue a girl and then not watch a movie full of adorbs with her.

I found someone for you. Dr. Simon Tam. He's from the future, like way in the future, and he seems to think that there's a possibility he could help you. He said there'd have to be a little bit of research involved since he doesn't know his way around people like us, but that's something, right? Anyway, I told him you'd talk to him about things.

[Loki]

I'm not sure we've been acquainted. I'm Elle. I have a problem of sorts and I'm looking for help with it and I was told that magic might be a possible solution. I know this girl, really nice, and like me she has a special ability. Basically, she's immortal. She heals fast and probably won't age. The thing is, she's lost the ability to feel pain. Some think of this as a total bonus, but not her. Is there any magic that might help her in this situation?


[futuristic medical types]

Hi! I'm Elle, if you don't know me already. I need help and thought really modern medicine might be a potential solution. I have a friend who heals from pretty much everything. She's immortal, basically, but not vamp-y or anything like that. Anyway, she's lost the ability to feel pain and it's bothering her a lot. Is there any treatment from the future that might fix her up?

Everyone doing alright? Need any potions or anything? I'll start mixing again tomorrow so just let me know if there's anything you lot need. Especially after all this shit.

[Elle and Harry]
So, you two know I'm completely fucking nuts, yeah? I've always been that way. Elle, were you still around that time Nathan got possessed and ended up stabbing me and I had to be hospitalized? If yeah, remember how I insisted he visit me there since I knew it wasn't really him that did it?

I want to see Spike. (Shut up, Harry. I can hear you mentally gloating from here.) But, thing is, I'm a bit nervous about doing it on my own right now. So. One or both of you up for hanging around my flat tomorrow night?

[Added around noon on Tuesday]
[Spike]
I want to se
I mis
I'm still sort of freaked bu

Elle and Harry are going to be over tonight. You can shou can come by, too. If you want.

I'm not saying I want a lynch mob chasing me down the street here, but...is it odd I think people should be more angry with me than they are about what I did? Because yes...it was a curse. But also...it was still me. And a part of me that still has all the potential in the world to come to light in the proper circumstances. I dunno. Just seems...strange.

[Pip]
How're things?

[Harry L.]
How is she?

So...

I know someone who has lost the ability to feel pain and wants it back. I don't personally know the best way to fix it. Magic, medicine, or alchemy are the three methods I could think of. Ideas are welcome. Think of this as a kind of brainstorming thing. You all love to help others. Direct those good feelings toward this project!

Wonder what dragon stew tastes like?

[Spike]
If I kind of threatened you, I'm sorry. But am I really? I know it was a curse. I'm not going to hurt you unless you go legit bad guy.

[Claire Bennett]
Hey. Thank you for what you did. Are you still kind of pain free? 'Cause we could try to fix that. Not that I want you doubled over in pain or anything.

im ok guys

ok im not. but i wil be soon.

i swear one day ill date abloke that doesnt go at lesast temp evil and try to kill me

All right, game's over, you little wanker. You either let me out and I leave you be...or I get out on my own and make you bleed til you beg to die.

Something's wrong with Spike. I think he's killed again. Like vampire-we-thought-was-good going evil again kind of killing.

Epiphany, he was filtering against you. Seriously, something is really wrong here.

[Texts to Epiphany, fifteen minutes after the post or so]
» Piffy answer me
» somethings really wrong with spike
» he filtered you out, but he posted
» and i think he's killing again
» I think the witch lady put the whammy on him too
» stay away from him

[More Texts to Epiphany, a bit later]
» Piffy, please please answer me
» please, just let me know your ok

[More Texts to Epiphany, a bit later]
» ok im coming to get you
» text me back if you can


ETA: A few hours after the post was first made

Epiphany's in the medbay. Spike... he really hurt her. She lost a lot of blood and is still unconscious, but she should be okay.

I knocked Spike out and he's locked into one of the rooms in Epiphany's apartment. No one should go anywhere near him until he's himself again.

I'm fucking done. She's played with the wrong people for the last time.

Every magic do-er we still have with power, get on it. Every weapon you can find, every sword, every bullet, every arrow. And then we're going in.

Jacen I hate you so much right now but, whatever you've been doing....amp it up. And to anyone it affects, I'm so sorry, but the sooner we do it, the sooner we're all free from this bull. Get her in the open, piss her off to the point where she either transforms or withers.

Those of you who wanted to slay her who still physically can, you're in. Grab whatever weapons you're comfortable using and let's do this. Because I'm done with her little games. If she wants us all to turn to ash, we're not going down without fighting.