War Is Coming Communications.

Kim and Shaina have been sent home. They're dead. They're both dead and there's not a damn thing I can

The flat was empty except for Zeus. We're hanging out together in the Security Room now but he's going to need a permanent home. Abby and I are reptile people, not mammal people. Anyone want to give a home to a St. Bernard who's probably missing his mum a great deal?

[Abby]

You know I don't
I love you, but that doesn't change
What if I screw up with you like I

Hey. You home?

Just a heads up, but since I can't exactly go anywhere and Rose was so kind to help me out with the incantations and materials, I'll be working on upping our stash of holy water.

If anyone needs any head to 803 and pick some up.

Also wonderful medbay people, any chance I can get some betadine solution to care for my stitches?

EDIT:

Hey, everyone. So it appears that the medbay needs some money in order to stock up on a few things. I know a lot of us lost the money we had because of wishes and crap, but I also know there are some like me who've got a job that wasn't magic-ed into existence and all that fun stuff. I already donated my money over to Peter's weapon acquiring project. Can I get any of you to donate some for supplies for the medbay. I have a feeling we're really going to want it to be well-stocked in case the worst happens.

Lois still hasn't woken up yet. There's no change. I know she has a lot of friends here so just..fyi..and stuff..

[Bart]
You still here?

Lois was shot. She's in surgery.

This is absolutely disgusting. Not a waste? Are you kidding me?! Oh yes, by selling the pelts to raise money for one scholarship, that clearly means that holding a contest for teams to kill the most coyotes is perfectly acceptable!

There's a difference between necessity and survival and then killing for sport.


[Lois]

So is this engagement party still happening or can I spend my day with Rex, Stevie and my fiance and not deal with people? Because Claudia's gone and she was one of the

So tomorrow is the day I go plummeting to my death. Because this is me and we all know my luck and I will be the man with the faulty parachute. Just wanted to say thanks for everything, Lawrence, it's been fun! Abby, I love you, but feel free to move on with your life. I know, I know, you'll be dating again by next week, it's totally okay.

If you guys ever need to see my face, just look at Hatter, close enough and I'm sure he'll come out of this unscathed. And Claudia can absolutely pick up any and all of my necessary tech prowess. ...that's a hard word to spell. Oh, and Henry, I'm sure your grandmother can figure out math and science easily enough. It'll be fine, promise.

( Also, this song has been in my head all day )

I'm about 85% certain Guy of Gisborne just asked me out.

First Myka, now Pete... Guess the Seal's decided to play fuck-with-Claudia now... Is Jinks next? H.G.? I can't deal wi

Ooohhh Cooonoooor, where aaareee yoooouuuu? I found the PERFECT shirt for you!
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[Abby]

Went to tell Anna the news. She's gone. This basically sucks.

Are you coming home on time tonight? I could use some fiancé time a movie night.

[Hatter]

Hey, didn't see you at the party. Were you just that well costumed, or did you decide to skip?

[Kon]

Any specific birthday requests? Last chance, mate.

[Kim]

I want you to hear it from me so there's no chance of things getting weird.

I'm getting married.

[Filtered to Abby]

Would you
I thought maybe we could
I can do this. How hard can it be?
WHERE ARE YOU WITH YOUR WISE ASS COMMENTS NOW, CUTTER?

Think you can get next Friday off of work?

[Filtered to Claudia]

I'm not getting up early if we're not working. Tomorrow, say, noon work for you?

I think I'm going to lose it if I watch one more bridal show.

Know what’s not a fun late night experience to have happen?

Watching TV and seeing your face twin skipping off into a lake topless while having smaller breasts than you do. How is that even possible? I have nice sized breasts and those ones were small. This place just likes to screw with me. First my mom is me and my grandma is me and my great grandma is me and now this?

Also, apparently when you’re pregnant, your breasts will increase a cup size or two. Who knew?

Watching those first few scenes of Jurassic Park (you know, before the storm hits, the fences fail, and all hell breaks loose) really makes me miss digging. Out there in the sand, sun beating down, digging like crazy and never actually knowing if you're going to come up with anything. There's got to be some kind of paleontology site around here somewhere. Or even archaeology, I'm not opposed to that, either.

[Abby]

Snow White wants to meet me regarding her grandson's schooling and the Evil Queen wants my help getting a job.

...what even is my life? Really missing getting chased by gorgonopsids now!

[Kon, Claudia, Anna, Lois]

If a ghost gives you advice, knowing he's a ghost, do you take it?

[Filtered to Elena, Kim, Sam, Lee, Jules, Felicia, Lexi, Lois, Abby, River, and Lancelot]

I just wanted to say thanks. Your offers to help, and to hug, and to distract, and to just be there in general mean more to me than you'll ever know.

I spent most of yesterday and today in bed. Tomorrow, it's back to living. I needed the time to deal So yeah, if any of those offers for going out or distracting or whatever still stand, I might be willing. And please know that I never meant to ignore anyone this week. I haven't been in the best place lately.

[Filtered to Andrew and Peter]

I'm sorry. I know I've been a pest. It's been a rough week and it isn't your fault. Though I do think you should both at least consider giving it a chance, it isn't my place to push and I'll back off. I think I just wanted to hope at least someone could be happy here.

[Filtered to John]

Thank you. For being there. And biscuits, obviously.

Also, your dog eats green peppers.

[Filtered to the not-quite-Doctor]

Are you even still here? Seal-nappings are something I take pretty seriously, so if you are, could you at least say so? Because right now you're being kind of a prat and

I'm not okay. Maybe it'll never be okay but

Today would've been my wedding day.

I still miss him so damn much it burns

...

Someone asked why Superman wasn't in the Avengers movie and without looking up from what I was doing, I answered because Superman is DC and Avengers is Marvel.

I can't tell if I'm more disturbed that I knew this or that there is someone who pays less attention to comics than I do.

Connor. I blame you.

[Filtered against Lucifer]

So. Did I take the wrong turning in the Looking Glass? Are there turnings in the Looking Glass? I never thought to ask about that. Never thought to ask about any of anything actually, more calling in those last favors and sneaking past and yeah, did I make a wrong turn because this doesn't look like what I thought it would look like.

Broken wrist after hitting new guy at work that called Superman boring. Worth it.

Also, Andrew, what happened to breakfast this morning? I'm guessing you never made it home from the clinging, hmm?

OH. And Steph you should go check on your favorite former Robin.

Kon, stop being mopey.

Abby, you should let Connor adopt Kon if he wants to.

Andrea, I am still working on that guy for you. The potentials around here are just horrible at the moment. Do you have a preference? Like Steph enjoys blue eyes and black hair. What about you?

Peter, you should amp up the flowers before he leaves tomorrow.

Rose, you're adorkable.

And hey, Xander, when are you taking Steph to lunch again?

These pain pills have to be my favorite of all the variety. They're like little candies.

[Filtered against Evil/Katherine/Jerry]

So, I'm off to the camp tomorrow, anyone want to give me a heads up about what I can expect? I'm going to guess there's no s'mores.

And on a more long term note, what is on offer for any work around here? I could really do with something to focus on beyond the wanting to hunt down demons and I'm guessing I can't exactly walk into a normal place and say "hey, hire me, I know I didn't graduate college but that's because I've been dead six years." Is anyone here hiring? Even without the graduating part, I'm smart, hard working and, like I said, I really need the focus.