War Is Coming Communications.

Tax day.
Might be drunk but watching you.
I can do that you see even while drunk I'm skilled.
And here not there.

[ooc: lets pretend this was posted by late night of the 15h which is tax day indeed. XD]

Don't worry Sherlock, you aren't the only one I've done this to.

In all seriousness, it could've been a knife, Sherlock. You need to work on your reflexes.


[OOC: Sorry Sherlock, she's gloating even though she did this to you a couple weeks ago. Still valid to her!]

If we sent one man to the moon, why can't we send them all? Is that asking so much?

Next week in London. Qualifiers

Just this to get through and we're set for Chennai. Wherever the hell that is? Never matters where.

You ready Florence?

[Ron]

You want a game or two before I go? 

You still play chess, right?

[OOC: Im about a week or so late for the actual qualifiers but yknow net fail and whatnot :D I'm counting it]

And so it seems I have been transported to Stonehenge by the microwave.

I have no idea whether to be amused or annoyed. But I feel at peace which So if anyone was looking for me, that's where I am.

[Bones]
Apparently I'm in China.

[Kat]
I might need a little help?

Men are infuriating. And this isn't even MY issue.

Also confusing. ...I'm kind of thinking I was just asked on a date. Possibly. Maybe. I'm not sure. Should I ask? God, that's awkward.

[Gaia]
How are you?

[Alex]
How are things at Lydia's?

Interesting story.

The complex microwave was sparking a bit, so I thought I'd give it a quick fix and, well...

I might need a lift home from Africa.



[ooc: THE DOCTOR TURNED THE COMPLEX KITCHEN'S MICROWAVE INTO A TELEPORTING DEVICE. If anyone wants to have used it/ended up in a random location, go for it! Cause oops.]

what the bloody fuck
i am too fucking hungover to deal with this shit
Andrew, pick me up? please? I'm in fucking Mexico.

...actually, it's really fucking nice and warm here. feel like an impromptu vacation?

Не пугайтесь, что я не дома. Кажется, как будто я был послан в Москву, потому что доктор почувствовал необходимость возиться с вещами. Я уже купил билет обратно в Канзас-Сити, я должен вернуться в Lawrence восемь завтра вечером Запрет какой-либо задержки.

Все, начиная от Москвы вы хотите, пока я здесь?


[Don't be alarmed that I'm not home. It seems as though I have been sent to Moscow because the Doctor felt the need to mess with things. I already bought a ticket back to Kansas City, I should be back in Lawrence by eight tomorrow evening barring any sort of delays.

Anything from Moscow you want while I'm here? ]


[Florence]

If you are able, do you think you would be able to pick up the girls and Grace from school? Thanks to the Doctor, I am presently in Moscow. If you are busy preparing for qualifiers, I can ask Helena or Dick.

the statue of liberty is really big. way bigger than i thought it was gonna be.

<mr. loki can you come take me home?--ITS OKAY UNCLE CLARK IS TAKING ME

Signs that say don't touch only make me wanna do it more?

[Ruby]
Wanna go touch the magical teleporting microwave with me?

Is this a normal occurrence? People being sent to places by a microwave?

So touching the microwave for science may not have been the best idea. I feel kinda let down though because while everyone else is heading to exotic places I landed in downtown Lawrence. What the hell?!

You got a lot more than a day.

[Lindsey & Lilah included, even though...L.A. lol]

Say you've got someone messing with you head, tampering with your thoughts, making you have the worst nightmares known to man. Is there anything you lot know of that can prevent them from getting in?

And for inquiring minds, no, this isn't about me.

[Pip]
Dreams and head-tampering. Got potions to prevent that, love?

I hope all you microwave travelers are having fun wherever you ended up. And are safe.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but I think I need to get a job. I need something to do. Something that isn't missing Tyler or worrying about Klaus showing up.

So, anyone hiring?

[ Private to Kurt ]

All this talk of people ending up places is making me a bit jealous. Not that I'm suggesting we should go play with any magical microwaves or anything, because with my luck I'd probably end up in Antarctica. Do you want to get out of here for a weekend or something? It might have to wait if I do get a job, but planning is good right? It gives us something to look foreword too.

All of these surprise vacations are giving me wanderlust.