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That was probably the longest two days of my life...but, it was also the best.

( The boys )

Ethan Clark Rhone was born at 12:14am weighing 4lbs 9oz and Samuel Conner Rhone came nine minutes later at 5lbs 2oz. We're gonna be at the hospital a few days while Ethan gets his weight up about a pound (but otherwise, they're both healthy, thank God) before they'll let us out but if anyone wants to visit...we're in room 315. We wouldn't hate the company... :)

I hope everybody's having a ton of fun at that party! I wish I could be there :( Sorry Felicia, the babies said no lol

And now I'm going to sleep for like three days straight to make up for lost time. Not really, but I wish I could :P

I cannot reach the Jedi council. It is almost as though they disappeared entirely.

Ohhhh, Steampunk Duster...I was nowhere near finished with you. Baby, we haven't even gotten started!

Anybody seen him? This whip is crackin' but it's awfully lonely without a slave.

I lost you guys last night...I don't know about you and Beth, man, but I'm fuckin' starving and it smells so damn good around here. There's fresh meat everywhere. Feel like bringin' the wee one on a hunt for some munchies? Promise to give her dibs because she's so small and all.

In case you lot live under a rock My name is David Beckham and I'd like to file a missing persons report. My wife, Victoria, and our four children, Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper have gone missing as of midnight. I'm being followed about by a blonde woman calling me "Master" (I found her in my flat...she seems to have taken up residence against my will as her things are here as well) and there's a brunette woman on the board here claiming to be running the operation.

I think they may be crazed fans working together and I fear for our lives. The brunette seems willing to make some sort of deal, but I thought it would be wise to make you aware so that you can find my wife and children before she harms them. She seems dangerous. There will be a reward; I'm more than willing and able to offer a reward for their safe return.

I'm not exactly sure what this is, but it seems to be a way to get in touch with people. I can't find Bamm-Bamm. I might have accidently Tall, really strong?

Tell me? Why is the poster child for Daddy issues running MY hell?

This won't do at all.

Gotham is gone. What happened?

[ooc: Someone thinks he's Bruce Wayne.]

No one threatens the people I care about. Maybe if you knew me you might take this a little more seriously. The thing you need to know is, I'm no stranger to killing people protecting my own. If you so much as glance at her in a way that upsets her in the slightest, I'll make your end slow and agonizing. Happy Halloween.

All right, here's what's been happening.

You've all been turning into your Halloween costumes. That's right, you're not yourselves. If you've suddenly taken an interest in ending the world or happen to have a body part that should be attached to you, but isn't, then you were impacted.

Is it possible to have a hangover from too much candy corn?

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(OOC: Anyone on the first floor or living directly above apartment 105, I hope explosions do not startle you. Conan!Thor may have just "slain the sorcerous machine". If asked for a reason? "It suggested I needed enhancement." That's right, Conan is pissed because he saw a spam email.)

Alright, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but all my chronometers are fried and I can't raise anybody on the comms. I need a sitrep and I need it yesterday! This was supposed to be a simple ju If somebody hijacked Hope midjump I'm going to fucking mur

(OOC: Everyone, I hope you enjoy a few hours of Cable. Nate would just like to say it's totally not his fault if Cable shoots somebody. >.>)

I've been shunted into a dimension full of crazy people. Fantastic. Well, hey, don't worry. I'm sure the men in white coats will be coming to take you all back to the nice building with the padded walls soon, you just hang tight.

[Filtered to Kitty]
Seriously glad I didn't bother with these complexes you mentioned now. Are we the only sane people in this place, or what?

Humans - I demand to be taken to your leader for an explanation.

Hypothetically, what would happen if someone just sort of touched someone else by accident, and the other person sort of just randomly kinda... died?

Uh, not that that just happened, or anything. Just wondering. I like to know stuff.

I don't know what's going on and, honestly, I think I will be infinitely happier if it stays that way. If anyone needs medical attention get in touch with me via this post.

i am confused. there is a girl with a whip looking for me and i do not know where i am or how exactly this works there should be directions on it. also i know there is something i am supposed to be doing but i can not remember what it is. have not even had a blasted drink so no i am not drunk just confused. help/