War Is Coming Communications.

Would you mind letting Jaina and I in to the apartment when Jacen goes out? We have a...reply to the joke he told her earlier. It will be harmless, I promise.

[FILTERED TO RUBY]
How do you keep that angel cunt out your house? Because if she comes into our place or threatens Ava again, I swear to fucking Lucifer things will get real messy around here.

[FILTERED TO DAMON]
So I need your help. And I hate that I only come to you when I need your help, so I should probably change that.

I don't think I ever thanked you for the freezer, by the way. Thank you.

[FILTERED TO ROSALIE]
How are you doing? I know this...human thing can be scary, but are you okay?

[FILTERED TO CLARK/DAMON/ELENA/ELPHABA/GALINDA/RUBY]
Okay, you guys are the only ones that showed any interest in helping when I asked for it, so I hope you're ready to help.

Ruby and I have been researching for a way to stop Caroline from terrorizing the city. We have no idea what'll work because she's not a normal kind of demon from this world. Regular exorcism is out. Guys from my world, you remember the tomb spell right? Well, I modified it. I'm hoping that it works for Care. So we're going to get Clark, who looks like Ben from our world, to get Caroline to meet with him. If she does, we got her. All she needs to do is step into the building and she's trapped until we can find a way to get her back to being normal Caroline.

And if this doesn't work, we'll find some other way.

Elena, I don't know how good you are with your Jedi powers, but if you can put a shield on Clark so Caroline can't kill him, that would help. I'm giving him a ring like the one Mr. Saltzman has, but a backup won't hurt. El, Galinda, I don't want you guys anywhere near this, but I wanted to let you know what was happening. Damon, could you stay with them?

[FILTERED TO CLARK]
If you don't want to do this, just say the word. We'll find some other way.

its been AWHILE since i made this post but HEY EVERYONE MY NAME IS HARDISON AND I AM A HACKER GOD. DO YOU NEED A FAKE ID? DO YOU NEED TO STEAL MONEY FROM A BANK? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM THAT THE LAW CANNOT SOLVE?

then CALL ME. xxx-xxxx!

(i'm like robin hood BUT WITH A SMARTPHONE.)

parker i love you and your candy. GIMME MOAR.

[ooc; Hardison is in the hospital with serious burns and even more serious medication. He totally stole a nurse's iPhone.)

Demons wouldn't attack humans this way, its too rash, too open. Especially in this city.

Ava, what did you do?

Revenge, Tiny Solo women, is swift.

Is there a way I can make a shield around someone to protect them from being killed? My friend got turned into a demon with this power swap and we're trying to trap her so she can't hurt anyone.

Jeeze, how do you people do this? 

You monkeys figure out how to fix this yet? Even I could benefit for a fixing of this.

How about you and me go on a date Winchester? I want to see if you're worth the hype.

Get all the pink bows and glitter you have. We've got a makeover to do.

If I find out who sent that fairy princess wand to me, I'm gonna shove it up your ass. For the record - don't say I didn't warn you.

(Filtered to Jacen + his family/friends/Jedi types, yo!)
Dean's got Jacen's powers.

I kinda need help.

I still don't understand this Solo coffee fascination. Jaina's tastes like I drank half a bag of sugar. I tried. I did, really. My hands are shaking. I don't think this is a good sign.

Been lookin at these Earth junkyards and I found some things I ain't seen before! Lots of interesting stuff, too. I don't know why people just go and throw some of this stuff away. I'm trying to figure automobiles out. They ain't exactly Serenity, but I figure I can do some good on this rock once I get to know the technology.

to the Serenity gang

How're you guys holding up with all this stuff going on?