War Is Coming Communications.

It is actually possible to get tired of playing Call of Duty all the time. Someone please tell me not everyone here is either a functioning alcoholic or dumb as hell. Because this place is going to get really, really boring no matter how many monsters there are to fight if that's the case.

Man, wish Thalia or Annabeth was here. Hell, I'd take Grover at this rate.

I need help...

There's this guy, and he seemed so nice, I mean I met him at church?! but now he locked the door and I....

[Caroline]

Heard you got Dean'd. Tough break. You even still around here? If so, watch and learn. I'm breaking every single friend I ever made right now. I might go kill the little blue haired bitch after just for kicks. Blood on super innocen Quinny's hands. What do you think? Maybe my babydaddy but I don't know, he could be fun. Sometimes he's stupid enough to be fun

If I find out who sent that fairy princess wand to me, I'm gonna shove it up your ass. For the record - don't say I didn't warn you.

(Filtered to Jacen + his family/friends/Jedi types, yo!)
Dean's got Jacen's powers.

I kinda need help.

I need a cure.

NOW.

[ooc: This would be Puck flailing after Caroline tricked him into killing someone. He's really not a happy camper.]

You know I spend the last few years of my life wanting to be normal, to not have slayer abilities, to not be a slayer.

And now that I am normal - yeah, can we get with the figuring this out? Someone who likes books should get with the research. I'd offer to be on patrol but that would not be a good idea right now.

So uh...what can I do?

spoooOOOOOOOON

For about two seconds there I thought this place was going to be a vacation for me. And then when I saw a leprechaun walking down the street, three open displays of abilities, and a raging fire on Maple Ave, I realized I just traded one crazy universe for another.

At least I'm still good looking.

...the fuck?