War Is Coming Communications.

I just saw a Zebra get on the freeway. What's the rule there? Does the Zebra pass on the right or the left when merging?

Personally I'd think the rule would be: Oh shit, Zebra!

But these things are tricky.

I hate winter. People are more moronic then usual.

How can people keep animals in cages and let them be stared at as though they're science experiments?! Animals are meant to be free, NOT kept in cages for entertainment!!!!



[OOC: So. Elphie finally discovered the lovely little thing called a zoo. She went to the nearest one during the night here and set some animals free, namely monkeys. The morning news will carry the story of animals having broken out of their cages and the zoo staff trying to wrangle them all up and return them to their exhibits. Her image most likely was caught on camera since she wasn't being careful, though in her rage while freeing the animals, her telekinesis could've blown cameras out. Characters in law enforcement have freedom to respond in any way. I know this is a criminal act, but hey. Elphie doesn't play by the rules all the time. :P]

I'm lonely. Wanna come over?

Did this city suddenly become fucking Tarzan or something? I just had to roast a lion that tried to make me into brunch. Didn't really want to, but it was either me or him, and it sure as hell wasn't going to be me.

[Complex and offsite filter against baddies]
I always assumed you guys understood that you need to becareful in the law breaking area. Almost all of you have been and I thank you for that. If you are not aware I work for the FBI. I do a lot of work with violent crimes, but that isn't my only job. I also put in a ton of time covering our asses. So next time one of you decides to turn the city into a clusterfuck of Zoo animals think about two things. 1) Am I doing the right thing by people. 2) Will I put us all in danger.

That in mind I am also on vacation till the new year. That means covering our asses won't be as easy currently. Don't make me cut my vacation short. Do any of you have any idea how long it's been since I've even had the ability to take one?

[Filtered to Kitty]
Sorry bout the Other day. Buffy and I were making out. figuring things out and I forgot we had plans. Can I make it up to you? How about Friday I take you ice skating and we'll get hot chocolate?

[Eliot]
That's out of the way now, ready to roll when you are.

Right then, as funny as it would be if people weren't getting all kinds of trampled and going nutters, I think it's time to apparate the animals back to the zoo.

Sorry to those that have run into me and had a bit of. . . Well I'm not sure what to call it. 'Freak out' maybe? I've had a bit of trouble, but I'm okay now. Well as okay as I'll ever be after that fiasco.

I'm pretty good with holidays and such, having run Halloween for centuries. I was thinking about having a holiday party this weekend if any of you would like to come. Nothing frightening I promise. A traditional one with chestnuts and lights and music. I know I'm not very approachable some of the time. Okay most of the time. Maybe this would be nice for everyone to get together and if you don't really have anyone to spend Christmas with you're more than welcome to come to the party.

How about a gift exchange as well for Christmas day? That way everyone has one and doesn't feel so lonely. I know it's hard being away from your loved ones on Christmas, such a social holiday and all, so why not make an effort to help out your fellow man or woman or. . . Creature that I don't know because not everyone is human here?

Just comment here so I know how many people are coming and what holiday treat to get for Saturday night!

I went out for a run and...I just saw a bear. Everyone should be sure that they're careful today, a lot of animals roaming, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. This is just weird. I probably could have been eaten by that bear if I hadn't

I'd kind of suggest if you don't need to go out you shouldn't. Or if you have to buddy system or something. I'm sure they'll get rounded up quickly...

Didn't get the job I went out for, they went for an 'older and more experienced' candidate. I've got two others that might be calling me back, though. One is working with kids....kind of hoping for that one. Don't make any short jokes anyone. Maybe I should have gone back to school Or forged a--no

[Filtered to Mike]
If you go out today be careful, seriously. I don't want you to get eaten or maimed. <3

[Filtered to Hardison]
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SAM, WHY IS THERE A STRIPED DEMON MONKEY IN MY CAR?





[ooc: A zoo-escaped Lemur got into the Impala. Dean is currently wigging out. Carry on.]

Guess there's a new meaning to the phrase "It's a jungle out there". 

Someone had to say it

A bloody bird just attacked my head! It was a big oafish thing too! Sodding thing! My hair isn't a bloody nest! It doesn't even look like one for the most part.

That hurt.

Why the bloody hell are there animals loose anyway?

A freaking monkey tried to nab me while I was in the lobby. I trapped it in a closet to keep that vicious beast away from-

There's a monkey in the lobby closet. I would have kicked it out myself, but...sun. So yeah. I called zoo officials, so there'll be someone by to pick it up soon. Just, don't open the closet. I put a sign up on it. Which looks like a five year old wrote it, goddammit.

...Monkey drivin a cab. And I thought I'd seen it all. Good thing I'm not one of those people who cares enough to try an put them all back, be losin my ruttin mind.

Well, isn't this very 12 Monkeys? Who exactly is responsible for it? I'm curious as to your motives.

I saw a cute little monkey outside the complex today. I thought maybe it was like one of those really fat pigeons in cities that's real friendly and takes food from people, but when I held out a piece of popcorn it bit my finger. I got bit by a monkey. Where can I check to see if I have rabies?

This place is the most ridiculous

I'll be in the infirmary all day if any one has been injured by the recent influx of wildlife. There's no reason to be overly alarmed as I'm sure zoo animals will be up to date on all of their shots and as sanitary as is possible for animals but if you're bitten please come see myself or Dr. Jones either here or at the hospital. Furthermore if anyone is injured and prefers not to visit the hospital for any reason I can be reached at [cell number]

River
How exactly do I put this without my head getting bitten off by your new independent streak
The last thing I want is to revive this argument but
Please avoid the animals mei mei. I know you won't want to come down to the infirmary but that's where I'll be today if you need me.

Hey. We're just on our way back from the game. What're you up to tonight?

I just got in a boxing match with a kangroo that found itself in my yard. . . The cartoons are not lying when they say they hit HARD.