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Tweak says, "don't panic"

✨ Dariax ✨ (dumbofass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-03 18:07:00

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[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

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	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Porn is when people get paid to do sex stuff, usually on camera. Internet is the thing you're talking on. Deep, dark hole kind of speaks for itself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Wow seems like that would pay really well. Can I take my internet in there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Into the deep, dark hole? Uh. Sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm not going into any holes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Where else were you planning on taking your internet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:02 am UTC (link)
	To see the sex stuff, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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