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Tweak says, "OMG I so pwn the universe!!!!!"

✨ Dariax ✨ (dumbofass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-03 18:07:00

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[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

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	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:02 am UTC (link)
	One of the best types of bread you'll ever have in your life. There's a minotaur guy that has a cart and sells them in the city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
	`Right. Minotaur. Should be easy to spot with the... axe and all, yeah?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:09 am UTC (link)
	I think the fact that he's stupid tall and half bull would be easier to spot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 12:18 am UTC (link)
	`I'll believe the myth when I see him. You should see the pictures drawn of me.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I mean, I have. You're pretty well known when it comes to American history. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 12:28 am UTC (link)
	`My head's not smoke. My eyes don't glow. There's no squid on my face.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, none of that is ringing in bells for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 12:36 am UTC (link)
	`Are you telling me I let someone draw my fucking face?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Or someone just gave a really good descriptor eventually, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 12:54 am UTC (link)
	`I let someone live? I did go soft.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Or maybe you were never as awful as rumors made you out to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 01:01 am UTC (link)
	`They're only rumors because I don't leave anyone alive.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. I dunno, I'm still pretty alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 01:17 am UTC (link)
	`You'd be a lot less alive if you weren't a witch and pregnant.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owndamnweapon 2022-05-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure that would've gone over real well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 01:23 am UTC (link)
	`With the doctor or Nicole?` (Reply to this) (Parent)

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