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Tweak says, "no apologies, no regrets"

✨ Dariax ✨ (dumbofass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-03 18:07:00

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[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

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	dumbofass 2022-05-04 12:01 am UTC (link)
	It's cool, a woman's body is her choice. But you had me at eating? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh totes! I can show you Stupid Nick's. DJ Flippers and I were going to get something anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah yeah, I'm IN This isn't a sex thing too, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Huh? No. The sex thing was like a couple weeks ago and Margo wouldn't let me come cause she thought someone was going to fuck my penguin. It's just food and my favorite restaurant! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I gotta be honest, I don't follow that metaphor but maybe it's for the best. Let's go get some wings, then!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 01:06 am UTC (link)
	DJ Flippers is a mythical penguin. I dunno. Okay! You can use the gps thingy to find Stupid Nick's or I could find you and show you where it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:10 am UTC (link)
	ooh that clears things up. What's a penguin? gps thingy, right right. What's a gps thingy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 01:21 am UTC (link)
	You'll see. He'll be with us. Um...looks like a map? I dunno. What are you near? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I've been chatting with the minotaur that sells the bread. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Dope. I can find that! Eleanor loves that guy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
	And this Marina doesn't mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2022-05-04 01:34 am UTC (link)
	No. Cause like it's not love-love. Or else the coffee pixie would have been dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Coffee pixie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	forkedup 2022-05-04 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I like you, new guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 03:06 am UTC (link)
	But not like like, right? I don't want a Mariner to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2022-05-04 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Marina won't kill you. Probably. But if she does it won't be because of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2022-05-04 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Or would I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2022-05-04 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Would you what? Kill him? Because I liked him for respecting women? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2022-05-04 04:09 am UTC (link)
	What? I can’t let people get comfortable? But also fine. I won’t murder him for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2022-05-07 02:20 am UTC (link)
	That's oddly attractive, somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2022-05-07 03:12 am UTC (link)
	As attractive as regards? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Is there a list? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2022-05-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just have to be charming, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2022-05-07 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Good luck, man. But it might just work for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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