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Tweak says, "love you guys"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	stressbake 2021-07-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh my goodness! I swear it's real! As terrifying as it is! It takes a little getting used to and the bugs are being taken care of! Maybe! I'm not quite sure, I'm not on the defense team and they've been keeping everyone up for a few days now. Deep breaths? Do you want pie? Have you eaten? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't need deep breaths. The literal panic attack has passed and the feeling has been replaced by one of deep existential dread. No. I was supposed to be going to dinner. I want pie but I also want to throw up so that's still up in the air. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stressbake
2021-07-23 01:26 am UTC (link)

Oh, you went right to existential dread! ~~Dear Lord, this is not good~~ It's not that bad, I promise! Just a little bit strange! Once you get past the minotaur who sells bagels or the elf who runs a liquor store, everything else is easy!

Maybe sit? At least in a safe spot not outside! And once the feeling of throwing up passes, we can talk pie again. The offer stands no matter when! I try to give as many first-timers as I can fresh baked goods to help soothe that discomfort of being dropped into Vallo! ♥

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eatglass
2021-07-23 01:33 am UTC (link)

Existential dread is comforting compared to an active panic attack. At least I don't feel like I'm dying anymore. And I really want you to be joking about the minotaur and the elf.

Oh no, I wouldn't even consider sitting down outside. There's dirt everywhere and I'm emotionally attached to these pants.

You're the second person to offer me free food for no reason. Is this a cult?

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	stressbake 2021-07-23 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I don't want to lie to you, but Glenn does have the best bagels in town! You'll completely forget that he's a minotaur! Oh goodness, not a cult! It's just all of us have been stuck in this very same situation before, so just trying to make it a litter easier! There's also a bar that offers free drinks for new people to Vallo if that's more your speed! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Somehow the strangest part about that comment is the fact that the minotaur is named Glenn. What is this bar? I'm already getting free vodka from my sister but I think I should make a note of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stressbake 2021-07-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I think it's a family name! You can ask him whenever you end up getting breakfast from him. :) My husband discovered Glenn's bagels on one of his morning jogs! And it's Galahd! Nyx runs it, and he's just a lovely human being ♥ And so is your sister! I'm glad to see she's come to you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:56 am UTC (link)
	No offense but your husband sounds like a monster. Morning jogs. I don't know that anyone would call Alexis a lovely human being if they spent as much time sharing a motel room with her as I have. She's rescuing me and bringing me alcohol though so I'll keep her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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