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Tweak says, "Queer as Tweak"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Somehow the strangest part about that comment is the fact that the minotaur is named Glenn. What is this bar? I'm already getting free vodka from my sister but I think I should make a note of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stressbake 2021-07-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I think it's a family name! You can ask him whenever you end up getting breakfast from him. :) My husband discovered Glenn's bagels on one of his morning jogs! And it's Galahd! Nyx runs it, and he's just a lovely human being ♥ And so is your sister! I'm glad to see she's come to you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:56 am UTC (link)
	No offense but your husband sounds like a monster. Morning jogs. I don't know that anyone would call Alexis a lovely human being if they spent as much time sharing a motel room with her as I have. She's rescuing me and bringing me alcohol though so I'll keep her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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