|Captain Hammer (thehammeris) wrote in undertherainbow,|
@ 2009-10-24 03:07:00
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF ... WHEREVER.
THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD.
I want to know, right this instant, what nefarious plot it is to kidnap me, put me in a place called New Orleans with horrible, crime-ridden streets, and no one knowing my name? I'm Captain Hammer, people!
Doctor Horrible! You must be behind this! Give yourself up, you dog!