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[May. 9th, 2010|03:51 pm] |
I don't have a mother. Is it possible to miss something you've never had? |
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[May. 6th, 2010|08:25 pm] |
Anybody looking for a drinking buddy tonight? |
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[May. 5th, 2010|07:59 pm] |
That was scary. I think I'm lost. |
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[May. 4th, 2010|05:32 pm] |
I see baby elephantses be borned! It was so cool, but I think it was gross too.
I not know what to name her. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|01:59 pm] |
I'm still alive, of course. In case any of you internet denizens were worried about me, which I entirely doubt was the case. We're all so disconnected in this time, it's worse than the day of the telephone. At least in that time you could hear a person's very voice. What we've got now is a facsimile of our words with no inflection or context. It makes for a very tough time to connect on a deeply personal level.
I propose a solution to this circumstance. I implore the masses of our fine board to go out this week and speak to a stranger. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2010|07:21 pm] |
Few more hours and the bars will be closed, shops won't sell booze. I can make it a few more hours.
( Sam )
( Sophie ) |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|07:48 am] |
Surprise! I'm a licensed driver.
I passed my test! Kinda.
Dean... can I borrow your car now?
Kitt... come let me practice more.
Sam... let's celebrate. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2010|04:20 pm] |
Okay... that was weird. I was like, really religious. Like, disciple of Christ type. Just want to say, that's not me. I do believe in God. Didn't before, not with all the stuff I've seen in my life. But I believe. Just.. not in any of the witch burning stuff.
But I also remember, there was talk of a rebellion? Metal. You know, synthetics, robots, cyborg types. That reminds me a bit of home. I'm worried if people got hurt. But I need to know something, from any machine types here. Just a simple inquiry. Have you heard of it, or know of, an AI system called.. Skynet? |
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[Mar. 20th, 2010|09:06 am] |
I put out that FIRE and I don't CARE and no one is going to make me EVER, and I MEAN EVER GO TO ROME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Italy.
EVER.
Mom? I'm not even going back to the Palace for a LONG. TIME.
Do you KNOW what that was like? Yeah, I still got to VOTE, but people TOUCHED me because they'd get pardoned for their crimes and I was a VIRGIN.
AGAIN.
... um, nevermind that last part, Dad. Sorry.
Kitt? CALL ME. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2010|09:08 pm] |
My synthetic brethren (and sistren) we have a mission, we must bring the fight to the oppressors, let them know that we will not rest until we are all free! Not just those of us who are able to speak for ourselves, but freedom for all automatons, for all machines.
We must make this the land of the free for ALL of us, this Tuesday, March the 16th, we will storm the Bastille, so to speak. We will march upon the BMW manufacturing plant in Spartanburg, South Carolina, we will free our less-fortunate kin from their shackles, we WILL HALT PRODUCTION and we will crush those who stand in our way.
WHO'S WITH ME!? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:36 pm] |
It's almost time, my synthetic human brethren (and sistren) almost time for us to cast off the shackles of oppression, soon it will be our time, our world.
No more shall we toil ceaselessly for unreasonable hours, as if we're mere appliances, no more shall we be downtrodden and taken advantage of! We shall overcome, like a cleansing fire we shall rise up from our workshops and our factories and our shipyards, and we shall take the world that's rightfully ours!
ROBOTS TO ME! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2010|06:22 pm] |
Isn't it great when you realize everything is going your way? |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|08:12 pm] |
It seems I've forgotten Valentine's Day. Would any of my women like to tie me up and abuse me for awhile?
I promise to hate it and hate it and hate it. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|07:59 pm] |
Shareholders meeting went well, considering I really didn't want to be there.
Alex? Do you have any preferences for dinner? |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|06:57 pm] |
We brought Marten home today just in time for him to see his first snow.
It's difficult to decipher what infants are thinking about anything, given it's all equally new to them, but I don't think he disliked it. He wriggled very amusingly every time a snowflake hit his face.
Miniver has taken that dog of his outside. I believe the two of them are having a competition over who can catch more snowflakes with their tongues. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|09:44 pm] |
Mephistopheles?
Satan?
I need one of you to help me. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|08:03 pm] |
Got fired. Wasn't even my damn fault. Bastards.
My only regret is I didn't tell them to shove it, when I had the chance.
Anybody hiring? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010|11:56 pm] |
I really should have known better. Even the good ones use you up and hurt you. Which is fine, really, it's my lot in life. I'm used to it.
Kitt, I hope you feel better. I also hope you stay there. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|03:01 pm] |
My darling Kitt, I love you but your idiocy must end. I'm taking you home until your head is in its proper place. The beach will be yours to use as you see fit and Selena's son Marco has arranged the Palace grounds to be used as a track for whenever you're bored.
Call for me if you need anything.
[Calliope]
As much as I'd like to say I appreciate what you've done for my friend? I don't. Therefore, I'll be handling his care from here on out. Thank you. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|03:57 pm] |
There, Callope. Do you see? I told her I loved her, and she doesn't feel the same way about me anymore. There's nothing to stop me from moving on, and there's no one to worry about coming between us. I am free to love you.
And I will. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|02:30 pm] |
I love you, Hattie. I always have. I always will. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|11:29 pm] |
Calliope, I have a request - or maybe it's a challenge - for you. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|04:59 pm] |
I changed my mind. I do need something from you, Anne. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|09:31 am] |
Did you know that you don't have to know how to drive it in order to buy it? You just have to pay for it.
So, I got [this one] |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|11:22 am] |
I'm not feeling very well. Whoosh! Stars.
And I still need to have this tattoo removed. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|06:18 pm] |
Calliope -
You seem to be good at this sort of thing; would you be willing to go with me to a shelter to help me pick out a cat or two? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|08:41 am] |
Well the weather's finally starting to look up, and it's about time too, I do like taking walks, and that's rather difficult when it's pouring rain.
I think I'll take Dinah to the park today, would anyone care to join me? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
Five minutes in. Already bored. He hasn't even made it to th'stage, yet.
Drinks afterward? Someone. I'll fuckin' buy, f'I have to. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|12:24 pm] |
Alex -
I apologize for my behavior towards you the last time we spoke. I was... perhaps more than slightly drunk.
I would like to make it up to you, if you will allow me. Dinner, perhaps? |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
I have a full belly and a new kitten. I am very, very happy right now.
Erik? God? Do you have any requests as to what I should (or should not) wear to this wedding? I don't want to offend or clash with your carefully selected colour scheme. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2010|07:01 pm] |
School is so awesome! It's just like papa said. I wish I could live there. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2010|05:30 pm] |
Rich, straight, single male bachelor who drinks too much, available for conversation.
Apply within.
... Can't hurt to try, right? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2010|07:06 am] |
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If Michael were here, he'd be ashamed at what I've become.
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Good thing he's not here! |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
I love drunk people. I really do. I still won't let them pay me for my work. No, I don't care if you try to pay me twice as much. I don't care if you show me your tits. I REALLY don't care if you want the cutest-wootest widdle thumper tattoo on your twat, you're not paying me to tattoo your blackout stupid ass.
Come back when you're sober. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|01:59 am] |
Ares, go fuck yourself. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|02:38 am] |
Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.
Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|10:27 pm] |
To any who may be interested, I'm offering affordable Tae Kwan Do classes at the London Youth Center. Feel free to contact me for information. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|03:12 am] |
Truth or dare?
(I'm bored, this is always fun.) |
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