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There's a university here.   Is anyone else thinking of applying to it? 

Am I going nuts or were we on a beach yesterday and this morning, there is snow everywhere? Will we go back to the beach or will we keep the snow? Because I've never seen this much snow before and I don't own a coat. Unless one magically appeared in my closet. I haven't looked. Maybe I should do that.

Snow was not high on my list of things to miss from home.

My balls are literally going to freeze the fuck off


and I'm not eating anything that Diego "my body is a fucking temple here is a raw egg" cooks.

Diego doesn't even have any fucking alcohol.

Who wants to take a sunset cruise? I'll tell you all about the fish and how my chinchilla friend can't swim.

Will my fuzzy margarita friend be mad if I drink a real margarita? Do I have to switch to piña coladas? This is a weird day.

That might be the closest we've gotten to a Hargreeves family Christmas in...ever, honestly. Not that Mom didn't try, but still.

[Diego]

Do you want to ask Klaus where our gifts came from or am I going to have to get our 'little' brother not to shoplift? I guess we could sic Five on him. He'd even make me behave.

[Backdated to shortly after this interaction]

Hi.

I'm Klaus.

Five caught me up. That's still weird.

What's up?

I'm running out of places to hide the gifts.

I honestly cant decide if I want it to be snowy during the wedding or beachy.

Not that it's for another month or anything.

Okay, not aggravated but oof! I am exhausted and tired and do you know how many peppermint mochas and hot chocolates I have been slapping together since the early morning hours of November 1?

No?

Me neither.

I've lost count.

And also smell like peppermint and chocolate daily.

...Yes, it could be pumpkin. I know. Let me have my five minutes of drama, okay?

I would very much like it if I never get attacked by candy again, please and thanks.

Instead I'll just eat 50 bags worth so they know we mean business from now on.

What're you supposed to do with time if you've never had it to begin with?

You don't know how thankful I am this isn't a desert.

That is to say: hello, everyone. My name is Luke Skywalker. I'm looking for my sister Leia. If you see her soon, I'd appreciate that information. We haven't been apart since -

I could also use help tracking down R2. He's a very curious droid—I apologize if he goes anywhere he shouldn't; it's hard keeping an eye on him whenever we visit new places. I take full responsibility if he beeps your ear off. [...] Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I think I finally managed to get ALL the splinters out of everything, everywhere.

...Okay, that's definitely an overreaction, but still.

Ladder Man is still the worst super villain ever and the number of step stools and actual ladders I had to dodge on a daily basis while all of that was happening?

Not. Cool.

Listen, he made me break my leg and do you know how long you have to be out of commission with a broken leg?

A REALLY LONG TIME.

The longest time. The longest of long times.

With nothing to do. Nothing to do.

...Except for the super villain I definitely took down with said broken leg after I heroically zip-lined from my apartment to his apartment to save my ex after he got a really expensive vase smashed over his head because that is what a good girlfriend does even when she's in a wheelchair and can't even make her own grilled cheese or crochet or do anything remotely helpful because she has a broken leg.

I didn't even get a phone call from Cap to tell me good job on using my amazing P.I. skills to even figure out the guy was going to blow up some hospital. Do you know how long it takes to carve an arrow out of ice?

Greetings and Salutations!

I am very pleased to be here. My name is Aziraphale and I am a very good friend of Mr. Crowley's, as I have learned many of you call him here.

Should you find yourself in need of anything, I am certainly happy and inclined to help.

MOMMY CANT SEE ME

UNCLE DIEGO CANT EVEN DO A FISHY BRAID


THE SUN DOESNT EVEN DESERVE TO BE OUT RIGHT NOW. I HATE EVERYTHING AND I HAVE BIG SAD FEELINGS.

I will never take the sun for granted again. Who wants to go to the beach with me?

Guys, I can't find Claire.

Her stuff is still here, I don't think it's an island thing, what if she went to the water by herself?? If anyone is available to help look, please just... She's so little.

[[ooc: if you go looking...Claire is fine and in her room or at school or playing with her friends. Welcome to Allison's worst nightmare?]]

This dream sucks. I've flown into the same wall 6 times already today.

Oh, if you guys haven't noticed yet, some of us are living out our dreams apparently and it had to choose this one and not the one where I'm married to Sofia Vergara and we have three kids in White Plains.

...which you guys didn't need to know about.