You don't know how thankful I am this isn't a desert.
That is to say: hello, everyone. My name is Luke Skywalker. I'm looking for my sister Leia. If you see her soon, I'd appreciate that information. We haven't been apart since -
I could also use help tracking down R2. He's a very curious droid—I apologize if he goes anywhere he shouldn't; it's hard keeping an eye on him whenever we visit new places. I take full responsibility if he beeps your ear off. [...] Metaphorically speaking, of course.