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I guess everyone's heard by now.

Yes, Klara is gone. No, I'm not really okay but I will be eventually. No, I don't need sweets, hugs, ice cream, etc.

I kinda just want to be alone for a little bit.

Hi.

My name is Tommy.

I am looking for my mama, her name is Wanda. Or my daddy, his name is Vision.

I can say, with great confidence, that I am happy not to see sand for once. It's a welcomed break.

For the record, though, I didn't mind seeing my husband as a handsome merman, and Morgan was the most adorable mermaid I had ever seen. I have a feeling I'll be learning how to style mermaid waves and fishtail braids from this point on.

Starkbucks now has stuffed bears for the holiday season! Buy five lattes between October 1 and Dec. 31 and get this little dude/dudette free.

Um, hello? Where am I?

If someone has kidnapped me, I'm warning you. I don't know karate or anything, but I have a strong set of lungs and I'm not afraid to bite or pepper spray you in the face.

[A voice post that is, understandably, frantic and frazzled. Faint metallic noises can also be heard in the background.]

Tony? Morgan, sweetie? Peter?

You're all supposed to be here!

May?

Is this happening?

Happy Father's Day to all the daddies and pretty much daddies- especially my Daddy. Oof that's a lot of 'daddy' happening.

Tell me there is a casino on this fucked up Gilligan's Island. Happy, where the hell are you?

Peter, Morgan, I am so sorry, babies. I am back to normal.

aw man. i knew i shouldn't have flown delta.

how'd i get on an island? i should've taken a train to france instead. stupid russia.

okay. where's the air port? i mean, where did my plane go most importantly but where's the air port for a second airplane that will hopefully not eject me onto an island.

At the beach with my favorite baby girl. Look how cute she is!

I'm going to high school!

How cute is my little bunny? Happy Easter, everyone!


© TESSISAMESS

Uh... Peter

I really need to know where you are kid?

You ok? is this an illusion?

This can't possibly be another wish. What is this? What's really going on?

[after her thread with Allison]

My name is claire smith. I am seven years old.
my favorite color is purple and teel.
I want to be a mermaid.
my mommys name is Allison and she is very pretty.
my daddys name is Patrick and he makes movies.

hi,

Well, my father has officially spent more time with me dead than alive.

Well. My wife is gone.

I am... confused.

Is this... was there a change in plan? Strange? Clint?

I don't get it.

I miss being grown-up.

Can droids excite themselves to death? Because I think Rob-Oto almost did when he saw me.