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Someone replaced my salt container with sugar.

Who has two thumbs and is not impressed by what many people believe is an allegory for children death...

👍 👍

It probably goes without saying, but be careful. Don't go out alone, keep your senses peeled, etc. We don't know what else is in this forest other than, apparently, pixies.

Oh no. I am up high. Whatever will I do?

THIS IS SO COOL WE'RE IN TREE HOUSES?!?

I went exploring already and you guys will never guess who I met? Tinkerbell! Like the actual pixie Tinkerbell!

[Crowley]

I know it's symbolic, but there has to be irony in sending all those hopes and dreams and such up in flames, right? Right? Or am I just overly jaded? Wrong answers only, please.

It's been a while since I've meditated and even longer since I've done yoga, but if anyone wants to try it and doesn't know either, I don't mind helping.

I'm out of the forest! Karen, where are you?

Um, I tried befriending these creatures, but that didn't work. Help?

[FORWARD POSTED TO MAY 7TH]

Yes, I'm invading your privacy. I hacked into all your phones so I have your locations. If you need immediate help, please use voice to text to message me. I'm flying over the area and blasting any of these fucked-up looking creatures I see.

Could definitely have it worse than Pepper Potts Stark. But uh, for the record Stark, this is not my choice.

MR HAPPY IS GONNA BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!

This is not funny. Very not funny.

I am sorry, May. This is not meant as offense to you, but I do not wish to be stuck like this. Why is this happening?

Good morning, Residents:

Congratulations! Today marks two years since the first of you woke up on our lovely island. We know you've dealt with a lot, and we commend you for handling it all with bravery and dignity.

It is our belief that you all deserve a bit of an upgrade. Our small island is no more. Welcome to your new mountain paradise! Our lovely ski resort village will provide you with many of the amenities and businesses you are used to, as well as an upgrade in our public health and education facilities. Of course, those of you who have created your own business ventures need not worry, we have transferred your buildings here.

We imagine you've enjoyed your island bungalows, but we're sure you can understand the need for something a bit more cozy on a snowy mountaintop. We've prepared new cabins for your rest and relaxation needs. Each comes with four furnished bedrooms and enough bathrooms there should be very little fighting in the mornings!

As you can see, we're very excited for the upcoming changes in your lives and we hope you will be, too.

Sincerely,
The Powers That Be

Not surprised that I got a dragon. He says he doesn't have a name and that I should give him one but I don't know what to call him.

It seems I also have a new friend.

I've got a rodent following me around.

Dear Captain Rogers,

Can I interest you in joining me for this fancy dress party here? If I ask you publicly you can't turn me down, right?

This is awesome! I can take the little kids out if the adults want some time on the rides.

If anyone needs a book, might I suggest waiting till tomorrow? I'm not even sure I can find Aziraphale in here, let alone the specific book you need.

This is madness, Angel, you've finally snapped and gone too far.

You know...I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. Im just saying I can totally hang up food catching nets out of webbing. 🤔

I feel like this only works for certain foods.