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This is very interesting. Very interesting. First we were in Paris, and now we are where? Switzerland? I have had so much cheese and sweets. This is excellent vacation.

Oh. Oh!. The city has changed so much since I was last here. But I would know this place anywhere, anytime.

Willkommen in Bern, in meiner Heimatstadt!

Peter. Peter. I have places to show you! This is Bern!

Don't forget, we're hosting a Halloween party this Sunday evening at Parker's Pasta Palace! And by we I mostly mean May but I'm making sure we have the good candy and hanging decorations that are NOT super sticky webbing in hard to reach places and I'm sure Happy and Harley and I will get roped into heavy lifting.

Costumes are not required but are strongly encouraged!

If you're taking the little ones Trick or Treating, you can always come by after!

I think I finally managed to get ALL the splinters out of everything, everywhere.

...Okay, that's definitely an overreaction, but still.

Ladder Man is still the worst super villain ever and the number of step stools and actual ladders I had to dodge on a daily basis while all of that was happening?

Not. Cool.

Listen, he made me break my leg and do you know how long you have to be out of commission with a broken leg?

A REALLY LONG TIME.

The longest time. The longest of long times.

With nothing to do. Nothing to do.

...Except for the super villain I definitely took down with said broken leg after I heroically zip-lined from my apartment to his apartment to save my ex after he got a really expensive vase smashed over his head because that is what a good girlfriend does even when she's in a wheelchair and can't even make her own grilled cheese or crochet or do anything remotely helpful because she has a broken leg.

I didn't even get a phone call from Cap to tell me good job on using my amazing P.I. skills to even figure out the guy was going to blow up some hospital. Do you know how long it takes to carve an arrow out of ice?

I will never take the sun for granted again. Who wants to go to the beach with me?