The Web Spot

Who has two thumbs and is not impressed by what many people believe is an allegory for children death...

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FINALLY!

Thingy? I'm on to you.

My trip to Paris got taken over by stupid Nick Fury (if he ever shows up here, please don't tell him I said that, I would like to live, thanks) AND NOW WE'RE HERE!

I wanna see everything.

Now that we're on this side of Thanksgiving, I'm ready for Christmas. But this? This is ridiculous.

Are you there, God? It's me, MJ. This isn't what I meant by dreaming of a white Christmas.

Does everyone on the island have a place to go for Thanksgiving?

I would very much like it if I never get attacked by candy again, please and thanks.

Instead I'll just eat 50 bags worth so they know we mean business from now on.

What're you supposed to do with time if you've never had it to begin with?

I've reworked the webbing formula and it lasts more than two hours now!

A) Bad guys, beware.

B) Please don't touch the purely decorative spooky spiderwebs because if they get stuck to you I'm really not sure how long they'll last...

Greetings and Salutations!

I am very pleased to be here. My name is Aziraphale and I am a very good friend of Mr. Crowley's, as I have learned many of you call him here.

Should you find yourself in need of anything, I am certainly happy and inclined to help.

I will never take the sun for granted again. Who wants to go to the beach with me?

Um...

If you see an angry potato mob with forks and little birthday candle torches...


Uh, I'm not here? Their little forks hurt more than you'd think.



I'm not an artist.

What happened? The last thing I remember was walking out into the darkness with the UV lamp I made to test it.

I'm thrilled to announce Happy and I are officially engaged!



Happy, honey, I love you so much and can't wait to be your wife.

Um, hello? Where am I?

If someone has kidnapped me, I'm warning you. I don't know karate or anything, but I have a strong set of lungs and I'm not afraid to bite or pepper spray you in the face.