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It probably goes without saying, but be careful. Don't go out alone, keep your senses peeled, etc. We don't know what else is in this forest other than, apparently, pixies.

PIZZA IS AMAZING! VERILY!

It's been a while since I've meditated and even longer since I've done yoga, but if anyone wants to try it and doesn't know either, I don't mind helping.

Is it safe to eat pizza now? And drink coffee again?

How much longer is this broken bone thing going to last? This is the worst. The wooooorst. I hate it.

...Hush. Let me wallow for a moment. I haven't shot an arrow in weeks. Do you even know what this does to a person?

I'm going to forget how to bow and arrow.

So Torunn’s actually here? alive making lists and there are strawberries everywhere.

Cool. Can I go back now?

Hi.  I arrived back when we were in the creepy forest.  I figure it's about time to introduce myself.  I'm Lorna.  I'm a.  I'm suddenly in cabin four and even my toothpaste tastes like strawberries.  Around here, that's relatively low on the weird scale, so I figure we're doing well.

[Steve, Bruce, Tony, Pepper & Wanda]

Congrats, Cap. It's a boy, with me, apparently.

Alternate universes are weird...

Let me get this straight.

⚔ My brothers aren't here.

⚔ My foster dad IS here, but he is not really my foster dad.

⚔ Bruce Banner is my guardian and he is not hiding in a cave anymore.

⚔ The place smells good.

This is all verily dumb.

I'm Torunn Thorsdóttir.

Miss Claire, do you think now that things have settled down, I could take your Mom to dinner? Do you think she would like that? Should I bring her flowers?

Not as good as Santa or even the Squishies, somehow still not as terrifying as the sirengorgon things. Decently terrifying, 8/10, would not like to repeat.

I do appreciate getting out before summer session begins, at least.

[FORWARD POSTED TO MAY 7TH]

Yes, I'm invading your privacy. I hacked into all your phones so I have your locations. If you need immediate help, please use voice to text to message me. I'm flying over the area and blasting any of these fucked-up looking creatures I see.

So I guess we're all looking for new jobs?

I can manage a small town clinic but I'm definitely not qualified to be working in a big city hospital here. Unless they need someone in their labratory, anyway.

Snow was not high on my list of things to miss from home.

It was a great party, May, and thank you for hosting it. Unfortunately, I've got to let everyone know that it looks like Michelle is gone again. I don't think we've got an Island weirdness thing going on this time, but I've been wrong before. Just the same, her belongings aren't there so it's most likely the real sort this time.

In better news, if you hadn't heard yet, yes, we're engaged. So I guess we take the good with the bad around here, lately.

So, tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

I haven't experienced a Valentine's Day since I was small. The kids in my neighborhood bought candy and little cards for one another. It was very cute.

However, I don't think that is what adult people typically do on Valentine's Day. There's a lot to celebrate lately. I'm going to take this opportunity to let other people share on my post what they would like to celebrate the most this holiday. If there is big secret about your plans, obviously don't tell those (actually, still tell me those, just quietly), but if we're allowed to know, share.

... I'm home.

Yelena, we're home.


If anyone needs me, I'll be on the swing set and looking at the photo albums.

Hi.

My name is Tommy.

I am looking for my mama, her name is Wanda. Or my daddy, his name is Vision.

Have we figured out if there's any rhyme or reason for why the Thingy is acting so...weird? We can't reassure people that these things usually only last a week or so when lately it's been a day. I enjoy traveling as much as the next guy, but you can't deny there's something odd about one day time traveling to London and the next day you're in modern era California and the next day you're a merperson.

My babies are here! The ones with engines.

This is very interesting. Very interesting. First we were in Paris, and now we are where? Switzerland? I have had so much cheese and sweets. This is excellent vacation.