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Alright, who is busting out the egg nog and Brandy?

Diego's gone.

Thought everyone should know.

Had brownies for breakfast.

It was great.

My balls are literally going to freeze the fuck off


and I'm not eating anything that Diego "my body is a fucking temple here is a raw egg" cooks.

Diego doesn't even have any fucking alcohol.

Uhm. Allison, Diego... I'm really sorry to bother you.

I just can't seem to find my medication. Can you help me? Please?

Does a "New Year" even matter when you exist outside of space and time?

Like, what year even is it?

I bet Five has an answer.

That might be the closest we've gotten to a Hargreeves family Christmas in...ever, honestly. Not that Mom didn't try, but still.

[Diego]

Do you want to ask Klaus where our gifts came from or am I going to have to get our 'little' brother not to shoplift? I guess we could sic Five on him. He'd even make me behave.

Santa is coming and it is still hot out :( But we can still watch Christmas movies and listen to Christmas music. Will he still find us even though we are on an eyeland?

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Hi.

I'm Klaus.

Five caught me up. That's still weird.

What's up?