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I still don't know what to be for Halloween. I have no costume ideas. HELP!

Filtered from her parents

So my parents appear to be about my age here even though I know they're much older than that.
Dad said he's okay with me living in the same house as the rest of the family, but it is really strange...

Anyone else living with younger versions of their parents?

English class is SO boring! But we got our school photos back!

( To save space )

Nobody fucks with my ohana! Asshole is just lucky a teacher was nearby.

Whatever pathetic person sent that message should grow a pair and admit to it! Does it get you off at night knowing you are making someone's life a living hell?!

In other news, this is a new record for me. Steve? Danno? Duty calls. You're wanted in the principal's office.

Seriously? What dick head thought this was a good idea?

Can't sleep! I start college tomorrow! I'm so excited! Vic, Bea, I'm so glad we have some general ed classes together. Bea, I still can't believe making the Puss n' Boots face at you worked to get you to come to school with us.

Daddy, you're the best for paying for my tuition! Thank you so much!

Sisters and Brothers from alternate universes, Mikaelson kidlets who I count as family because I said so, sound off if you're going to college tomorrow too. Let's all meet up in the quad for lunch!

Mary: Be good in High School. You don't have me to bail you out of trouble or pass notes to: Behave.

I know how Molly Wingwald in 16 Candles felt when everyone forgot her birthday now.

Remember, everyone!

Big-ass weekend long party starts early Saturday evening at me and Diego's place!

I'd like to say it's because I wanna do something nice for everyone, but I'm not a liar.

I'm just a moron who likes watching wrestling with a bunch of other people, and there's NXT Takeover on Saturday night, and WWE SummerSlam on Sunday night.

So, looks like I'm getting my money's worth out of the WWE Network this weekend!

So come on over, have fun, get drunk, fuck in the guest rooms, I don't even CARE. My only rule? You even TALK to me while Bayley or Sasha Banks are on? I will cut you. Easy-peasy!

(PS - if ya DO fuck in the guest rooms? Keep that shit quiet. There might be kids there, and even I'm not THAT ignorant)

Two Sundays from now.

WWE SummerSlam.

My place.

A chance to eat ungodly amounts of pizza, watch some good wrestling, and laugh at me drowning in my own drool when Sasha and Charlotte fight.

Who's in?

What the hell is the matter with you?! You better hope that I can convince Gracie that Santa and the Easter Bunny are real.

SOMEONE SAID SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY AREN'T REAL!!!

(Voice Post)
I just got her back!!!!!!


Potential Suicide Squad spoilers in comments.

I register for College on Monday and I think I've finally, finally decided on my major. I'm going to have to get all my general education out of the way first, but I think I want to be a Vet.

So. Who wants to read the rest of my summer reading list and give me the Coles notes?

So, for various reasons, I've been trying to not be all super fucking mushy and shit on here since Diego came back to me.

But I kinda have to right now. Cos I've been thinking (yeah, if you all smelled smoke, that's all it was), and there's too many people that I'm making the same mistakes with again. Like... not telling them how I feel about them.

I got a SHITLOAD of faults, I know that. I'm rash, I'm reckless, my moral barometer is pretty much permanently stuck in the red, and I definitely inherited my father's dubious sanity.

But I have feelings too. I just don't talk about 'em much.

So first, to all my friends here in general: I love you guys. For putting up with me, for making me feel at least SOMEWHAT like a normal person... all of it. You guys are the biggity-bomb. But there's a couple people I need to address in particular. Publicly, where EVERYONE can see it.

Tea: I love you, honey. Always have, always will. Don't ever take my inability to get over a broken heart personally. You're the best, and you DESERVE the best.

Josh & Maya: Goddammit... I love you two more than I even have the vocab to describe. You're like my platonic soulmates, I swear. I'm not even slightly fucking exaggerating when I say I would DIE for you guys.

Diego: My man. My love. My motherfucking SOULMATE. The one thing in this fucked up life of mine that I can't ever live without. I'd go to hell and back over and again if it meant staying with you. Every part of me belongs to you entirely. Especially the naughty parts. I found this song online and thought it kinda describes us perfectly. I love you, my gorgeous fiance.

Everyone in this town? As long as I breathe, I'll always have your backs. Even if I mock you and shit half the time.

She's not breathing...holy fuck, I think she's dead!!!!!

Oh my god.....holy shit! [The sound of Mary struggling to find her breath and stay calm can be heard.]

STEVE!!!!! I NEED HELP!

What hot guy Who wants to go Pokemon hunting with me?

Babe, we are watching Sharknado 4. It looks hilarious.

Also I'm stealing the dog and cat and taking them out to look for Pokemon.

SUE! If I see one more inspirational quote whatever in the living room I SWEAR TO GOD. Keep that in your room and out of my man cave!

I know it's Friday, but I do have homework and class on Monday.

To the kids of Storybrooke:

There is no such thing as mutant ghost spiders that live under your bed. Spiders are our friends. Unless they're around me.

[Private to Steve (super_seal)]

I fixed it.

i am very angry that the rain didn't kill the itsy bitsy spider.

I'm sick. Again. I have a fever, and a migraine. Elle down. Elle down. Send cookies and peanut butter cups. And a hot pack.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! I'M NEVER TAKING THESE OFF!

I'm really hoping future me has the sense to never have kids so one doesn't show up here.

So I'm a grandma now and daddies are a Great Grandpa. Could this day possibly get any weirder?

Oh my God. This means I get OLD. No fair!

I don't know how much of this lovely dovey shit I can stand. I need some rebound sex and I need it now. No strings attached. Tits only. No dicks allowed. That's right, ladies. Tea is back.

[to her drug friends]

I'll take whatever you got right now, especially if they're pills. Willing to pay good or flash you my boobs.

My future son is here. Oh my god, my future son is here. I'm totally not freaking out or having an anxiety attack or anything. Mom? Dad(s)? Do you want to meet your grandson? And dads maybe get over the fact that Vic and I end up together in the future and start being nicer to him?

I mean...what do I say? Suddenly I feel very much like dad. Daddy, how do you handle it?

I am a High School graduate. Woohoo!

So I'm fucking homeless again, which is whatever. I'll be fine. But Bruce is fucking gone and that's not fine.

Fuck this place.

Sometimes I wonder if we're going to be stuck here forever.

Alright, I'm bored. In the mood for a new tattoo.

I'm thinking of a number between 1 to 100. The closest person to my number gets to pick my next tattoo and the second closest gets to pick where I put it. By the by you have to be within ten numbers and if I don't get one in the next couple of hours that rule will go out the window.

I think it goes without saying, I'm gonna to say it anyway, nothing racist or offense and nothing on the face.

[Who]: Open to Anyone (Not limited to high school students)
[What]: End of school party
[When]: Saturday evening to late (6pm - ??)
[Where]: Beach
[Rating]: Please keep everything PG-13.
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( Finals were over, they only had one day of school left, it seemed like the perfect way to get people together to relax and socialize and just have fun. )

Oh my god. I need all the caffeine this place has to get through these finals.

Can I bribe someone to get me some Red Bull?

I'm going to fail these so bad.

GUESS WHO IS FINALLY ON PROBATION!!

Elle? Vic? I don't care what you're doing this summer but we're hanging out!

I can't believe I graduate High School in a few weeks. I still have no idea what to major in when I enroll in College.

All right extended family, including 5-0 family. This is a check in post. How are we all doin'?

I can't wait for summer holidays! Sleeping in until after noon and no homework!

Glad that the weather's been improving more and more, I'm really not much of an east-coast winter fan.

School is stopid. We spend al day taking tests and it's boring. I want it to be summer and I don't want t go back to school next year or ever again.

Prom is tomorrow. I'm so nervous.

Hey, Elle... and that other girl.

By the way, they aren't stuff animals so don't fight over them. Just take care of them. FYI I'd keep them away from my place. John was eyeing them for two hours. It was weird, the old man has some serious control issues.

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Mary sealsyoungersis and Elle sassysalvatore

I've been thinking about the 'Goat' situation.

This should bring an end to the conversation...

You two can figure out who gets which.

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Let me just state this to my brood right now:

1. No you cannot have a baby goat
2. Or a baby lamb
3. Or more pets.

We have enough animals in this house as it is. So don't even bother asking me. Or Elijah. The answer will be no.


[Wade]

So how'd your dating gameshow go?

Dad, Uncle Stefan! Mary is getting a pet goat! Mr. Nibbles and Princess want a pet goat for a sibling! Can we also get a pet goat?

STEVE!!!!

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!!! You can even buy them sweaters!!!

I will give you a list of reasons why we need to get a baby goat!