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Elodie 'Elle' Salvatore ([info]sassysalvatore) wrote in [info]storybrooketown,
@ 2016-06-27 07:31:00

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Entry tags:! post: network, hawaii five-0: mary ann mcgarrett (seals

So I'm a grandma now and daddies are a Great Grandpa. Could this day possibly get any weirder?

Oh my God. This means I get OLD. No fair!


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[info]insecuremess
2016-06-27 11:12 am UTC (link)
This place is so... I don't have words. Are you okay?

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[info]angelsblood
2016-06-27 11:13 am UTC (link)
I know how you feel, I have a granddaughter here too.

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 12:46 pm UTC (link)
This is all so fucked up, dude.

I mean, I have some legit worries about all this. Not just, "Oh, Bea's crazy, she's probably worried that in the future Hi-C Ecto Cooler no longer exists" or something like that.

I'm talking REAL, LEGIT WORRIES.

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[info]dudenameddiego
2016-06-27 12:47 pm UTC (link)
She's not dating Bea. Ever. I'm building a tower and locking her in it.

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm all for it. Because she seems like she might take after me a bit.

And if she's into even a QUARTER of the fucked-up shit I'm into... NO WAY ARE WE LETTING OUR CHILD DO THOSE THINGS WITH ANYONE.

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[info]dudenameddiego
2016-06-27 01:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh God...the influence your father must have on her...

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, let's all just admit that my father is one rickety white van away from being considered a menace to children everywhere.

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[info]dudenameddiego
2016-06-27 01:17 pm UTC (link)
He's not here...is he?

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Oh, he is.

And he's proof that our histories are not set in stone. Because here? My mom is poofed. And Dad's schtupping some hot vampire chick.

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[info]dudenameddiego
2016-06-27 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Oh God, is he going to kill me?

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Nah. We're cool, but... if this makes sense we have more of a "distant relative" dynamic that anything. I mean really... my dad probably couldn't take care of a goldfish, much less a kid.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-07-02 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I can confirm: Ecto-Cooler does not exist

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[info]sweet_bea
2016-07-04 07:28 am UTC (link)
...YOU SHUT YOUR LYING WHORE MOUTH! ECTO-COOLER IS THE GREATEST THING EVER. IT CANNOT EVER GO AWAY!

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[info]sealsyoungersis
2016-06-27 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Wait, what?

Dude.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-27 01:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm investing in condoms, birth control, and abstinence.

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Bea/Elle
[info]sweet_bea
2016-06-27 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Yo. Mom-In-Law.

Your pal Mary. Hook a bitch up. I wouldn't mind giving my boy a threesome eventually, and bitch is SEXY AF.

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Bea/Elle
[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-27 01:34 pm UTC (link)
No. All the no.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sassysalvatore
2016-07-02 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Also? I think Vic wants a 3some with her too.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sweet_bea
2016-07-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't blame him! Bitch is SMOKING.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sassysalvatore
2016-07-02 09:30 pm UTC (link)
If he wants it regularly it's me or nada.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sweet_bea
2016-07-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
TRUST ME. He's allllllll about you. You're his fucking WORLD.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sassysalvatore
2016-07-02 10:43 pm UTC (link)
And he's mine.

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Re: Bea/Elle
[info]sweet_bea
2016-07-04 07:25 am UTC (link)
Trust me.

I know the feeling. I may not be as sweet and saccharine about it as you guys... but when D's not around me... it's like I can't breathe.

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[info]sealsyoungersis
2016-06-27 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Better you than me.

I mean my kid is already here but grandkids??? Nope. All the nope.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-27 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Steve would get all stabby.

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[info]sealsyoungersis
2016-06-27 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Just thinking about it makes me want to have a drink.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-27 04:00 pm UTC (link)
WAIT--YOU HAVE A KID HERE? SINCE FUCKING WHEN?!

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[info]sealsyoungersis
2016-06-27 04:06 pm UTC (link)
She arrived just after me. Her name is Joan and she's with older Commander Buzzkill Steve next door. Apparently I adopt her when she's a baby but she's a teenager here.

OH MY GOD DO I NEED TO HAVE "THE TALK" WITH MY FUTURE DAUGHTER????

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh thank god it's not a biological daughter. I was going to beat up the babydaddy.

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[info]iscrewgirls
2016-06-27 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Everyone gets old, E.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
NO :(

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[info]untameable
2016-06-28 09:38 am UTC (link)
I blame your toaster.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-28 12:12 pm UTC (link)
Hey!

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[info]untameable
2016-06-28 12:13 pm UTC (link)
I was just being honest.

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-06-28 02:19 pm UTC (link)
I love my toaster.

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[info]untameable
2016-07-02 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Just not sure about being a grandma yet?

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[info]sassysalvatore
2016-07-02 07:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm scared

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[info]untameable
2016-07-03 05:36 am UTC (link)
Don't be.

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