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I seriously love the summer months. Going outside, enjoying the fresh air, going swimming, going to the beach. But most of all, relaxing and not thinking about school.

I have heard a Midgardian tradition is to make resolutions for the New Year.

Has anyone followed in this tradition?

I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED, UNWILLINGLY KIDNAP.

DO THEY DONT KNOW WHO I COULD BE?!

WHERE IS AGATHA?! She keeps me good, she keeps me good.


AGATHA!

Well, at least I don't have to adjust to new technology. Or a lack of one. That's a blessing.

That welcome packet was a nice touch.

Really no way out of here, though? That's a shame.

[JONNY FROST]

So I take it the date went well.

Yay, more weird Storybrooke. I guess I'm in the past?
Shit, is it really a little after New Years? Well, I don't think my parents are together yet... Should I tell them?


Cat, Luc, You here? Is asking for Aunt Selina too much?

Filtered from Joker and Harleen

Oh, I'm in way over my head...

Probably should have announced this sooner than the day before, but spontaneity! Alibi is having a New Years Eve party tomorrow. Free admission, couples get free first drink, and there will be champagne passed around. Starts at 7, goes until close.
Dress up and start the new year right.

Guess who has her license now? This bitch. I can totally drive legally. Instead of the not so legal way

Can you believe Quinn didn't like the nickname I picked out for the baby? I thought my reasoning behind picking the name Fish would win her over. She did say I can call him or her Pumpkin though!

Do I have to audition for glee here if it was mandatory back home? I am so confused. I will suck at an audition and I liked it.

Since school started today, I wanted to mention I now have a car. So if any of you need a ride? Don't ask me, fuckers. Not unless you got something good in return.

(Backdated to Yesterday)

Happy birthday to a special Kitty Cat, who is celebrating her Sweet Sixteen.
Try not to drive it into a lake, like I did mine.

( cut for photo )

Here, kitty kitty, come out and play.

Hey kid, how are you settling in here? Find somewhere to stay?

( Spoilers for the most recent episode of Gotham )

Um, so, this isn't Lima.

So...guess who is homeless again. Oh well.

Filtered from Lakewood residents

Apparently my sister is pregnant with my boyfriend...ex-boyfriend's? babies. I'm not really sure what we're classified as since time has very clearly passed since the last thing I remember. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to be jealous given a few different circumstances... and I really don't know how to handle that jealousy.

I know how I want to handle it, but for some reason she wants a relationship with me despite everything I did and I guess I don't want to ruin that. At least not until I figure out how I feel about it.

Haha bitches, this girl made it to 15. Bet you thought I wouldn't.

What kind of hell is this?

(Voice Post)
I just got her back!!!!!!


Potential Suicide Squad spoilers in comments.

So Angie kinda made me miss playing skee ball, and we really need more to do in this town besides clubs and bars, so I want to look into opening an arcade if anyone would be interested in helping me out?

Is there guardian rule for real?

So I'm fucking homeless again, which is whatever. I'll be fine. But Bruce is fucking gone and that's not fine.

Fuck this place.

To follow up my post about missing a social life, I've decided to be proactive about it. I know we had prom this month and there is a ball at the end of the month, but I want to throw an end of school party. It'll be super low-key and relaxed... after all, we will have just finished finals.

Since school ends on the 13th, I'm thinking Saturday the 11th and probably throwing it at the beach, though I am completely open to other venue suggestions.

Despite being "end of school," it won't be limited to high school kids.

It is still a few weeks out, so I will be sure to post a reminder closer to the party.

No one go in to my bathroom. I ​was ​making home made root beer in my toilet.

TGIF, bitches!

Is anyone as bored as I am?

What's that phrase?


"Things I want: Snuggles. Things I get: Struggles."

It's a wonderful day when I find a new toy.

She's definitely a feisty one.

I was so glad to host the McGarretts' kids a few weeks ago. It's too bad the visit was cut short.

My name is King Maven Calore. Where is my Queen and heir!

Selina? Are you here?

Everyone stay out of the town square. There is a big ass dinosaur!

Is there some kind of shelter around? I haven't bumped into one yet.

Everyone's going to the McGarrett/Williams game night, right?

It's my birthday, people. I actually made it to 14.

Who: Steve McGarrett & Selina Kyle
What: Looking for a dinosaur in the woods
When: Wednesday evening
Where: Granny’s
Status: In Progress - Closed
Rating: TBD

( Dinosaur Hunting )

Kay, I'm bored and need to get out of the house. What is there to do here in Storybrooke?

Not another place. I don't understand why this keeps happening. He wasn't in the last place but maybe. Bruce? Rebekah, are you here?

We need to set up a paintball arena or something.

You know, I'm getting really sick of getting kidnapped.

Bruce? Hey kid, you okay?

I've been worried with all of these missing kids lately.

Kono, I'm back, I'm not even sure how long I've been gone.


[Private to Cat]

I believe you and I should no need a talk.

I hope everyone stays safe today.

It's rather amusing in a way, seeing how everyone reacts and adjusts to this place.

Would you like to come over today for a bit?

I can't believe I'm asking this. What is in this town to do to have fun?