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I still can't believe how long I've been here.

I’m a high school graduate!

I'm thrilled to announce that Kat and I welcomed our son, Jaxson Luke James, and our daughter, Aileen Serene James, into this world early this morning. I never knew it was possible to love two little humans so much the minute that I met them.

Mom and both babies are doing well.

The easter bunny came! I have so much candy!!!

Killer, Cocoa and I have decided that we want pepperwoni pizza for dinner!

Happy birthday auntie alex! i helped bake you a cake!!

Seriously?

I'm eight months preggers and now I have to walk in the dark to get back to my family home.

Fuck you, powers to be.

Fuck you!

I'm bored as hell. This study session teacher is making me fall asleep as he talks about this stupid book. Somebody come rescue me from this stupid weekend english class. King douche, pick a fight with me. Anything to save me from the boredom.

i know what i want to be for halloween!! momma, can we go get me my costume?!

[Accidental Video Post]

[Lissianna is seen dancing around her room in her undies and a tea shirt holding her cat while singing Toucha-Toucha Touch Me from Rocky Horror]

Edit to Add:

[Video is deleted 20 minutes later]

Luc. There is no use hiding like a coward. Come face your King.

Filtered from King Erik

I shouldn't be surprised we have yet another irresponsible vampire here.
I won't deny I've done some awful things in the past, but at least I'm not mindlessly murderous.
Or a megalomaniac, for that matter. Seems this new one we have wants to cause trouble.

Please be careful out there, mes amis.

[Walker Family]

Girls, please do NOT talk to King Erik. I'll explain later.

[Klaus Mikaelson (thebigbadhybrid)]

Our daughters are in danger.

Who dare abduct me?! Show yourselves immediately so I can rip your throat out!

What year is it?

Did I get sucked back again?

momma, daddy, can you take me to go see beauty and the beast!?

Why would this place give me children and then take two of them away? I don't understand.

I am never, ever, ever leaving my room again! This place is mean! It took Kat and Elias away from me! I HATE THIS PLACE! I want my brother and sister! Even big me is sad!

a big me came here. i don't like it! i'm the only lissianna! me!

What the hell? 2017? wasn't even born yet! Send me back! You do not want to piss off Luc Walker, he will move heaven and earth to get me back and put your heads on pikes. Plus I need to go winter formal dress shopping!

BEA!!! Some mean 5th grader at school said that WWE Girls Wrestling wasn't real and that it was FAKE. So I bited him and threw sand in his eyes for you and told him to never speak such stinky lies again.

The Axeman needs a date to the Halloween party. Who wants to be on my arm? Remember, I have two of them!

happy fathers day daddy. i love you so much. you are the best daddy in infinity.

i made you this

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i gadwated kindygarten! i a big girl now. mr. lucfur i ready to get married now.

Happy Birthday to my Lissiana. I can't believe you're 7.

If you go into the living room, you will find a present with your name on it.

i also wanna know what a dildo is. tell me and riley now please

Momma, Daddy, Aunty Alex! My berfday is on monday and i'm gonna be 7! 7 is a bigger number than 6!

[Leaves drawings of her, Killer and a doggy littered all around the house for her mom, dad, elias, kat and Auntie Alex to see]

i has a fever and a tummy ache and everything hurts. mommy said its called the flu and I keep throwing up and feeling yucky. :( i'm sorry for getting sick on you daddy.

WHATS AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP!? AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE?! MR. LESTAT IS.

[Alex Udinov (spyhard)/Walker family/frenemiesFriends of Walker family)

Happy Birthday Alex. I'm having dinner brought in for you and we have a present waiting for you to open.....if Lissi hasn't already done so, that is.

You cannot take the law into your own hands! Yes, it was terrible that Owen kidnapped Samantha, but you cannot take the law into your own hands and deliver your own justice. I don't even know what that child Elijah was doing to him to make him bleed out his eyes and nose, but Klaus, Luc, you broke the law by breaking his bones and killing him. I'm an officer of the law, and that is not how things are done. If I had the authority to arrest you here, I would have.

I rather like my new toy. I think I'm going to keep her.

Lets find him and rip his throat out.

Monsieur, I found Lissi. She was at the clock tower. I took some blankets with me to keep her warm.
She's safe and currently at my home until you can come and get her. She says her mother is missing, so if you'd like me to keep an eye on her until you're ready, I'm fine with that.

Samantha? Where are you?

First my daughter runs away and now her mother is missing. If anyone hurts either of them, I swear I will rip them into pieces.

My 6 year old daughter is missing. Her name is Lissianna Walker but she will answer to Lissi. She has her kitten with her.

I ask that everybody be on the lookout for her and if you see her, please call me immediately.

Lissi....please come home. Your mother and I love you very much.

Awesome. So I'm a terrible mother. If I wasn't immortal I would end Guess I shouldn't be surprised, I'm a terrible everything else too. This is why I rarely leave my room.

a boy pushed me down on the playground and now i has a booboo on my elbows and knees and they bleeded. daddy, momma, elias, kat can you eat him for me? he said nobody wants me and that killer was probie ugly

Pretty sure that everyone else would disagree with me, but the best part of last night's birthday dinner was definitely Josh's fake proposal and everyone's reactions.

Bonus? I got to keep the new shiny ring, just not as an engagement ring.

I need a boy to flirt with! Daddy taught me how!

New Walker Household Rule:

No more donuts in the house.

i wanna puppy and a kitty for christmas. mommy, daddy, kat, elias can i?

Filtered from humans/mundanes

I find the appearance of all these immortal children somewhat nerve-wracking...

momma daddy elias kat, a scary man called me a brat and told me to be afraid of him!

I have children. Samantha and I have three beautiful children.

This changes everything.

This is something I never thought was possible. I am over 1,000 years old. I did not think that it was possible for anything to surprise me.

The last week has reminded me of a lot of things. Even though I'm allergic to human feelings.

I know it is not enough but I am truly sorry for all of the pain I have caused you Samantha.