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My mom and dad are gone. I don't know if I'm happy or upset about it.

Do all your homework right after school tomorrow because after that, you're all mine.

It's a good day to get a picture with my baby.

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I HATE MY LIFE AND WHY OH WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE GO WRONG?????

Well I think I should stop hooking up so much. Although it has been fun seeing how many notches I can get on my bedpost.

It's been a while, soooo...

Who's in for girl's night?

Quinn? Tea? I know I can at least count on the two of you...

Those artsy types who think they're way too good for regular movies like romantic comedies are so stuck up.

Fancy a shag?

Enough talking! Let's see Lady Gaga. Maybe she'll have a nipslip like Janet Jackson did. I can dream, right?

I hate winter. I really really hate it. How did I end up living in states that have winter?

( NSFW PSA )

If anyone needs a ginger for Kiss a Ginger day, I'm around.

Thanks to everyone who came to our party.

The pair of pants we found has been claimed, but there are a few other articles of clothing and general belongings that we haven't found the owners of yet.

Anything that isn't claimed by the end of the week will be going to Goodwill or whatever charity there is in town.

Filtered from Cosimia

So I normally don't do much with music, especially now, but I'm in love with this song and Pietro convinced me to record it and said I should post it, so here goes nothing?
It's not my song, it's called Follow Your Arrow by Kacey Musgraves.

[link here]

Yeah, pretend it's Lucy/Lila.

So, I guess it's that time of year. Hanukkah has arrived. I gotta say, I miss the yule log burning on tv though. It's one of the best things to watch, especially after I'm high and eating some turkey and shit.

((Posted right at sundown.))

Happy Hanukkah!

I'm not super religious and I wasn't feeling in the holiday spirit, but my brothers came back in time for Hanukkah so I'm more in the mood.

Don't worry, Dylan, I won't make you celebrate too much.

I don't think I've ever had a trip this weird before..

What the hell? Where am I? I'm supposed to be at school.... Damn I wish I had graduated

So what would you say if I asked about a threesome?

Filtered from Tia & Angel

I having a bit of a sad day. I could use someone to just hang out and talk to...

Remus? Beth? Anyone?

I put myself out there and this is what I get. I should have kept my mouth shut.

I'm going to Halloween party tomorrow ugh, I don't even know if I want to go anymore, but I haven't decided on my costume yet. I do have a few options I'm going back and forth on, though.

( Cut for images, not filtered. )

What do you guys think?

Filtered to Veronica

I don't know if I'm good at being fake anymore. I'm trying to act happy... unfazed... but it just hurts.

That moment when you finish a 48-hour shift, and are too damn wired to actually sleep.

Ideas? Anyone?

You two are going to the Halloween party with me, right? Emma, we should dress up as the twins from The Shining and confuse people.

English class is SO boring! But we got our school photos back!

( To save space )

Damn. Just realized I missed Rosh Hashanah. Better break open some bubbily and do a belated celebration.

Those of you who are cheerleaders, I, Sue Sylvester, am your new coach. Be prepared to work very hard.

So I just got myself a new dress a few weeks ago and figured I might wear it to Bea's party.

Maybe finally try to get myself some attention.

Do you think it looks nice? I don't want to go looking like a total skank, but I want to look sexy.

( Read more... )

I register for College on Monday and I think I've finally, finally decided on my major. I'm going to have to get all my general education out of the way first, but I think I want to be a Vet.

Drunken sex really isn't helping me get over Rachel.

[Private to Vic and all her friends]

Holy fuck, I'm engaged! This day went from bad to AWESOME! Now how am I going to tell my daddy....

[Private to her family]

So...um...something happened today...and I totally need you to be level headed about this please.

Who: Tea and Bea
What: Milkshakes
Where: Grannys
When: July 24th
Warnings: It's Bea so ...

( It was something she hadn't let go yet and she probably never would.  )

Today is a sit with a blanket over my head and watch scary movies and hide my face behind my pillow when it gets too scary kinda day. Princess and Mr. Snuffles will protect me.

Seriously? Another shitty little town?

I--what happened? I thought I was dying.

So, for various reasons, I've been trying to not be all super fucking mushy and shit on here since Diego came back to me.

But I kinda have to right now. Cos I've been thinking (yeah, if you all smelled smoke, that's all it was), and there's too many people that I'm making the same mistakes with again. Like... not telling them how I feel about them.

I got a SHITLOAD of faults, I know that. I'm rash, I'm reckless, my moral barometer is pretty much permanently stuck in the red, and I definitely inherited my father's dubious sanity.

But I have feelings too. I just don't talk about 'em much.

So first, to all my friends here in general: I love you guys. For putting up with me, for making me feel at least SOMEWHAT like a normal person... all of it. You guys are the biggity-bomb. But there's a couple people I need to address in particular. Publicly, where EVERYONE can see it.

Tea: I love you, honey. Always have, always will. Don't ever take my inability to get over a broken heart personally. You're the best, and you DESERVE the best.

Josh & Maya: Goddammit... I love you two more than I even have the vocab to describe. You're like my platonic soulmates, I swear. I'm not even slightly fucking exaggerating when I say I would DIE for you guys.

Diego: My man. My love. My motherfucking SOULMATE. The one thing in this fucked up life of mine that I can't ever live without. I'd go to hell and back over and again if it meant staying with you. Every part of me belongs to you entirely. Especially the naughty parts. I found this song online and thought it kinda describes us perfectly. I love you, my gorgeous fiance.

Everyone in this town? As long as I breathe, I'll always have your backs. Even if I mock you and shit half the time.

I think I'm finally at the point where I don't want to punch something every time I see my ex or her soon to be husband show up on my feed. It's nice to feel like me again. I hated being emo.

I need some friends around here that aren't just multiples of everyone I knew back home.

Who wants to talk to me?

I think I am going to go to the beach and tan this fair skin of mine.

Anyone want to join me?

Well fuck, this is awkward. I was just in bed with Flash.

So who do I have to fuck to get clothes around here?

This place is so trippy. None of the Blaines want to be with me, but it doesn't matter, because there are plenty of opportunities at Temptation.

Okay, newest hobby just became my favorite hobby.

( look what I found around town )

You two up for seeing the fireworks tonight? We need a girls night out.

I'm really hoping future me has the sense to never have kids so one doesn't show up here.

You know, purple mist magic. I was already in Storybrooke. It's not even throwback Thursday. So what is this some what inconvenient Sunday? Not cool mist. Someone, meaning me, might have had plans for tomorrow.

I know how this goes so I'm gonna go with first names. Diego? Bea? Are you here?

I don't know how much of this lovely dovey shit I can stand. I need some rebound sex and I need it now. No strings attached. Tits only. No dicks allowed. That's right, ladies. Tea is back.

[to her drug friends]

I'll take whatever you got right now, especially if they're pills. Willing to pay good or flash you my boobs.

Hey everyone.

I'm back. Sorry for vanishing on you all. I didn't wanna weigh any of you down with my fucking pity parties anymore. Then my dead fiance found me and I'm way better now.

I thought nothing was crazier than me. Other than the entire concept of Babymetal. Then I took a good hard look at my life.

I stand corrected.

Thanks to everyone who was there for me. Especially Josh and Maya. How you two put up with my insanity, I'll never know. PS - Maya? I know my boi is back, but please don't for a moment think this means I'm gonna stop hitting on you. EVER.

Tea? I know you probably want to light my fine ass on fire right now, but... hopefully in time we can be friends again. I still love you. Always will.

....am I the only one that feels like this is coming off like a combination of a suicide note and an Oscar acceptance speech? Fuck.

I found Bea, she's safe. Thanks to everyone who's looked after her while I've been away. This little wack-a-doo means more to me than you will ever realize.

Mom, Dad, I think we should sit down and talk if and when you want. Grandpa Damon too, and Grandma Elena if you're here as well.

filtered away from Tea

Looks like this place ain't all bad. Just the second day and I'm already living with a beautiful woman. I'm already looking froward to getting to know Tea. Just have to get used to this doubles thing.



filtered to; Tea

My older brother is here. It took some convincing but he's okay with me staying with you and Emma.

Btw I'm an aunt. That's a new thing.