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I have a business related announcement. To celebrate the 4th, and inb honor of the many brave soldiers who gave their lives for our freedom in this great country of ours (and every universe that has an America).. drink at Temptation will be free on that night.

Gellert, are you still here? It's been some time since you've been to my place. I miss the feel of your skin, the feel of your body against mine, and your pretty, hot mouth We should amend this. I even have a fresh bottle for us to drink together. Anytime you want, just come over.

I've noticed we have a lot more citizens in Storybrooke now. So I'd like to take this time to inform the town of my nightclub. Temptation. It's located here [address]. Also, several nights a week, it's open to LGBT types too.. feel free to bring your lover or friend along; or if you seek a hookup, you're guaranteed to find it here too.

But more importantly? Drinks are free for the first five times a customer visits. It's also free on special occasions, holidays, and my birthday. And if after coming there, you like it, feel free to lead others into Temptation as well.

A'ight folks... I am positively starving. And being a succubus, y'all know what that means.

So who wants to play a fun game of Ride The Wild Princess?

Today is June 6th. It's my birthday. In light of that fact, all drinks at Temptation are free. There will also be a party at my place [address] at 6pm for cake, movies, games, other fun stuff. Presents not needed but welcomed. Birthday sex is also welcomed if you're a cute guy or girl.

[Gellert]
Hey, come help me celebrate? I have a new bottle of wine to share. And.. also a new large bed too. With satin sheets. I'm sure we can find something fun to do for a few hours. Like each other, for example

[The image shows a boy with blond hair. He looks... amused]

Okay. I read all the information so... if I got this right: magic is real, there's more than one universe, and I'm sort of trapped here.

[Adam just shrugs]

Good thing I've got Dog.

[About 10 minutes later, he reappears]

Apparently I need a guardian...?

Okay, so I know some are aware of this due to some flyers put up around town, and from being in my club. But allow me to make this official. In celebration of the holiday, drinks at the nightclub Temptation will not only all look green, but they will also be FREE on that day. As will any other service the club provides.

Also, for those who do not know, drinks are free for the first time a customer comes to the club. Actually, it's free for five times, and only after that time, that there's a charge. And of course on some events and holidays, it's free then as well.

And for those who are new, this is the location of the club [address details]. There, now you've been led to Temptation. Feel free to lead any of your friends into it as well. Both literally and figuratively. ;)

I don't think words can adequately express how I feel right now. Pissed off, yes. Lost. Anguished. But those all feel like pale understatements compared to the truth. My best friend, Sebastian Morganstern, was sent back to where he came from.. and I suspect his wife along with him. I will greatly miss him.

But he was not just a partner in friendship.. but business as well. Of course, the nightclub Temptation will revert back to me as sole owner, as it was before. I was also part owner for his diner thing. I'll be handling the business for that one too. But seeing as I've lost someone close to me.. and so have others? For one week, drinks at the club are free of charge. No, actually, make that three weeks.

And now I need to acquire assistance in releasing some.... tension, because of this. All night. Gellert? Are you still available? Still here? I'd most certainly appreciate your help in this. Please be here, please, Gellert Grindelwald is someone else that I'd miss dearly if he left Alas, if he is no longer present, perhaps someone else may be in need for a no-strings hookup. In which case, they would be welcome in my home. Specifically, in the bedroom

[Lucifer arrives in the mansion wearing this | dancing]

Bloody hell. Is this another one of my old man's new tricks?

Detective? Mazikeen?

Holy fuck. I just woke up.... I'm all healed, my powers are back, and apparently I'm now somebody's mother.

Wait... I'm all healed. That means... that means.... TIME FOR BOOZE, SEX, AND WWE PARTIES.

Whoever's readin' this... come see me? I want someone to talk to while they (hopefully) get ready to discharge me so I can go hold my baby.

Anyone do cooking classes here? I'd primarily like to learn Czech and French, but general lessons may be enough I can teach myself the other stuff.

Well, there's a few others that aren't here anymore. A very nice guy named Jeremy Rollins.. mm, so much fun on my birthday a while back. He looked like Scott. Who, coincidentally, one of them was at my party too (we had so much fun too, omg), and isn't here anymore either. I am really going to miss those two. Wouldn't mind playing around with another Scott, though So if anyone here was friends with them, I'm sorry for the loss.

I just hope all my friends haven't left. I know Sebastian is still around. But.. oh, Gellert? I do hope you're still here in this town. Been a while since we met last. And meeting you is always an enjoyable time I'd hoped to "meet" you and Albus together Perhaps we can meet again, maybe tonight at my place? I'll have drinks.

Drinks are free today at Temptation. Why? Because it's my birthday right now. I'd like to have a party.. at my place today around 6pm. But what would also be making this a great time -- birthday sex. If any guys are open, feel free to come. I know I will. ;)

Gellert, Albus, or any other guys in need of sex, or we can have a group session too

Why does that other Stiles get Scott? How is that fair? I have loved Scott since that first day in the sandbox. And now that Scott and Stiles get to be happy and I'm over here watching gay porn and wishing that I wasn't living by myself.

Anyone I see judging my father and speaking up about him can go straight to hell, and I'm not going to stand for people cursing at me and not even listening to what I have to say when I listen to what everyone else has to say.

That is INCREDIBLY immature, as is someone telling you to fuck off. However, if you treat me like that, that's what you're going to get in return.

Treat people like you wish to be treated.

((Severely backdated to within a few days of March 12))

Mi hermano tells me that if I must have sex with random people, to make it someone who respects me. I have sex with someone who respects me and he's still mad. Dios.

Just going to work and back home can be boring. I miss having a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. I know it's not bad to be single sometimes, but I still miss being a part of a couple.

I miss Gellert more than I thought I would..... It's making me dive into my work.

Speaking of which, if anyone is in need of a potion or a spell, I am available for hire. The price depends on how complicated it is, and what supplies I will need.

Filtered to Damien

So I had an idea of opening up a sister club to Temptation, but just a bar. There's only two others in town, as well as an artsy one.
What do you think?

She's back...
Mon Dieu, I can't do this again.

Does anyone know where a guy could find himself another guy to get laid? I'm feeling way too much and I need to have meaningless sex.

To celebrate the bringing of the New Year, I have an announcement for those who come to Temptation tonight. Drinks are 85-90 percent off. As are any other services, such as paying for use of the VIP rooms for your own private... celebration.

I will be in the club tonight as well, if any customers should need help with any other needs during this occasion. Trust me, I can satisfy plenty of physical... needs. Happy New Year!

You people seriously love to whine about your problems on here. And most of you seem like utter idiots anyway.

Hello Storybrooke,

My name is Pansy Parkinson. Where's the best place for a girl to get a cocktail around here?

Well, I've figured out the cure to Mondays..

Accidental Voice Post

Who did this? I demand answers now.

Well, at least it's better than Azkaban. I don't see Harry and his entourage around here... maybe I'm free.

Not everyone in this town can be in committed relationships. I had no problems finding casual hookups in my time.

Not that Lex isn't great, but tonight is three in a row for us.

Someone please tell me Damien is already here and has made Temptation.

Filtered to Juliet and Collin (viewable/repliable to Sabrina)

So obviously we're not gonna live with you guys, just... No. But I wanted to see if you guys wanted to grab drinks or something, and talk? I'm sure you guys have questions.

What kind of hell is this?

Well, that was fun. I really need to do that more often! Although I'm not sure the human enjoyed being told that for her penance she needed ten bloody mary's and a good shag. Pity.

And I caught another Pikachu during the sermon! Today has been productive and it's not even noon.

[OOC: Lucifer has been at church trolling people.]

This place is so trippy. None of the Blaines want to be with me, but it doesn't matter, because there are plenty of opportunities at Temptation.

My birthday is tomorrow. So on that day, at 6pn, I'm having a party at my house. Cake, music, beer, all that. Also... since I'm feeling generous due to birthday. All day and night on the 6th, at my club Temptation? Drinks and other normally paid-for nightclub services will all be be free until the following until 4am.

Voice post(British accent)

My flute has finally arrived! It felt so strange without it.


(Those who are classified as Lost Ones would start to hear music playing, both from the post and probably in person. I'm defining someone as lost when they have very little to no family/friends, and they have no idea what their place in life is.)

Can someone explain to me why my pan flute didn't make the trip with me?

I need a cigarette... Or a drink.
Or both.

(her eyes should be blacked out)

It's cute that you think you can keep me here.
You have no idea who you are messing with.

So...... I need to get laid. Who would like to have sex with this sexy beast?

[Who]: Anyone who wants to come!
[What]: Bonfire
[When]: Saturday Night
[Where]: The beach
[Status]: In progress- closed
[Rating]: PG-13

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Not that I really wanted to stay on the X-Jet, Storm and Jean are gonna be super pissed if they come back and find out I'm gone.

And where the fuck is my lighter?

This place actually may not be that bad. There's a lot of eye candy and some old friends.
Plus it's an opportunity to make new friends.

Voice post, British accent

This is very far from Eastbourne. I have a gig tomorrow, I need to get some rest before it. Preferably in my own bed. Or at least my own country..

How wonderful, Lux has arrived.

I will have to begin staffing it immediately, of course. If you have bartending, waitressing or dancing experience, please get in contact with either me or the other me. I would assume we will be sharing in ownership.

Well, this is certainly... unexpected. Did dear ol' dad do this?

Filtered from mundanes/humans:

I can't describe how I feel right now. I'm not sure if I should be upset or relieved, but Nicki is gone. I couldn't hear her thoughts if I wanted to, but I can't feel her presence anymore - only Louis, Daniel, and Claudia's are there. In all honesty, this was probably for the best.

I know this isn't heaven.

What in hell is going on?

(Posted after Clary came to see him.)

Ugh, I was hoping this place was a dream. At least the Institute is here so I can still rest. Not that being bedridden is fun..

I should probably get a job. Who's hiring around here?

PETERSON!

Elena and I are on to you. We know you're behind this. Show yourself now.

Private to Jace Herondale _shadowhunter, Clary Fray angelsblood and Damien Thorn ceo_antichrist

So.. surprise! I'm engaged.