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Tweak says, "It's a fair cop."

Klaus Mikaelson (thehybriddick) wrote in storybrooketown,
@ 2016-04-29 15:44:00

Entry tags:

demonium: klaus mikaelson (thehybriddick, hawaii five-0: mary ann mcgarrett (seals, xover: erin mikaelson (runawaywolf)

Let me just state this to my brood right now:

1. No you cannot have a baby goat
2. Or a baby lamb
3. Or more pets.

We have enough animals in this house as it is. So don't even bother asking me. Or Elijah. The answer will be no.

[Wade]

So how'd your dating gameshow go?

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	runawaywolf 2016-04-29 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	BUT DAD. I WANTED A TINY PIG. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-04-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want me to turn it into bacon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runawaywolf 2016-04-29 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm bacon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-04-29 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just buy you bacon. Problem solved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runawaywolf 2016-04-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not big on pets anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-04-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	You are a pet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runawaywolf 2016-04-29 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Woof. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-04-30 04:50 am UTC (link)
	You'd be the coolest person ever if you got a baby goat! Can you use your jedi mind tricks to convince Steve to let me get one? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-04-30 05:11 am UTC (link)
	No. Absolutely not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Bloody kids today. A GOAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Don't ask me, I have no idea where they get these ideas from! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I'll tell you where. Television. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Mary's grounded. She shouldn't be watching television... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:59 am UTC (link)
	FREE MARY! FREE MARY! FREE MARY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sassysalvatore 2016-05-01 03:01 am UTC (link)
	ZIP IT, ZIPPY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Elle sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I think he forgot that he hasn't let me go yet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 03:02 am UTC (link)
	What the hell is going on in that picture?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Uh.....nothing. It's a selfie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Scrub it! I'll be disabling your camera on your phone as well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Steve!!! It's just a picture! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-02 06:45 am UTC (link)
	The fact that you think that proves my point. Get rid of it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Shut up! Baby goats are cute! To be fair, Elle is the one who suggested a lamb! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Watch your tone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Why? Is it going to do cartwheels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	super_seal 2016-05-01 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Mary! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 03:12 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Lame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me? That may be the attitude your brother tolerates, but not me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:53 am UTC (link)
	What's the point of having jedi mind tricks if you don't use them?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh I'll use them. On you. How would you like to have the burning desire, crave getting up at 4am every morning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Steve would be pissed if you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehybriddick 2016-05-01 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Does it look like I care? I don't think he'd mind too much when you started running drills left and right (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sealsyoungersis 2016-05-01 03:15 am UTC (link)
	He will when he has to get up that early with me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Klaus deadp0ol 2016-04-30 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh.... you know... it's going pretty well... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Klaus thehybriddick 2016-04-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Spill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Private to Klaus

deadp0ol
2016-04-30 05:32 pm UTC (link)

So between me and you.

Would the fact that I may have possibly taken Rose on an evening long trip to Poundtown upset you any less if I said I actually really... think there's something there?

Because I do. Think there's something there.

And because I did. The Poundtown thing.

Seriously, I tapped that like it was gonna be extinct in the morning. She's gonna be walking like an old West gunslinger for the next few days.

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	Private to Deadpool thehybriddick 2016-04-30 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	So you're saying I cant rip her heart from her chest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Deadpool deadp0ol 2016-04-30 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'd rather you NOT... she seems to really care about me, plus? Chicks got a mouth like a HOOVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Deadpool thehybriddick 2016-04-30 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Do you care about her too or is it free pussy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Deadpool deadp0ol 2016-04-30 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Klaus. Bro. Yes, in my day, I've been with a lot of cheap skanks. And some really pricey ones, come to think of it. But as of lately? I've only been groiny with two ladies recently, and I care deeply (REALLY deeply. Heh.) about both of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Deadpool thehybriddick 2016-04-30 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	I know Rosemarie enough to know she isn't going to want to share. So be prepared for that, bro. But if she hurts you I'm going to kill her. And enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Deadpool deadp0ol 2016-04-30 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hah. She has nothing to be jealous of. Meredith... her hubby just died. I'm a convenient distraction, nothing more. And I know that. And yeah, I live with a hot blonde, but we're just friends. Lots of flirting, but nothing else. She had nowhere to go, and has a kid. I had to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Deadpool thehybriddick 2016-04-30 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck me. You really are a bleeding heart and really like this twat waffle. Fine. I'll spare her. (Reply to this) (Parent)